Yesterday a woman was on there to test her 3rd daughter (btw still does not know daddy for daughters #1 and 2 but I digress) and had named the daughter RODJNAY (pronounced ROD JANAE) and the daddy (YOU ARE THE FATHER declared Maury) is named Rodney.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaated it.

http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/eek2.gif at RODJNAY. WTF are some of us smoking? Some serious wacky weed or something?
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Maury
 

Me and my TiVo record Maury everyday.....Geogetta , not so cute, is a mess...then she got the nerve to all surprised like she didn't sleep with the block.

I hope not to see "skankalicious" heffas flossing through the grocery store with house shoes...hence the name "house shoes" with ashy feet, legs, and ankles and a head scarf.....TACKY

side bar (CT4: remember the Kroger by me and Beauty08's house?)

Beauticians giving folkx hair colors that do not match their clients skin tone. I promise I saw this BBW I meanreally really BBW and she had the nerve to had platinum blonde hair....I wanted to tell her "Honey you look like Grape Ape" tell your Beautician to NEVER do that again.....What's her name again so I remember NEVER to go to her.

Old, Beat down cars with tires and rims worth more than the whole entire car.....No, Homey just because I turned my head your way doen't mean I want your number. I just want to see the fool riding spinners on a beat up car so I can LMAO cause you ignorant.

Re: Maury
 

OOOOH YUP!!!


Just Say No To Spinning Rims!!!

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YES!!! Because my boyfriend has the NERVE to want some!!!!

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See that's the problem with wanting a man with a lil thug in him!

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Mr. CT4 keeps talking that yin yang too. Last week I saw some spinning rims that said OMEGA in the center with the W. . .I told him and he got excited. :rolleyes:



NO FEATHERED HAIRSTYLES!!! There is a woman in my building on my floor with one that is new for her. Haaaaaaated it. She has had me singing Salt N Pepa's PUSH IT all day long.
Oh and it is shaved in the back. I have not seen this do since 90, 91.

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yes, mr. lostnfound117 thinks he is getting some...i won't be able to ride in the truck with him then, i'd be toooo embarrassed (LOLOLOL)

on the feathers, i ain't gonna lie, if my mom would have let me gotten some back then, it would have be ON!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST TOPIC YET.... I HAVE A FEW THNGS THAT JUST MAKE ME :rolleyes:

1. NO MORE AWARD SHOWS(SOURCE AWARDS) I PERSONALLY DON'T WANNA SEE FEMALES LIP LOCKING AT THE END OF THE THE SHOW.:mad:

2. I DONT WANNA SEE ANYMORE OF J-LO IN 2004 SHE WILL BE AKA J-NO

3.CARE NOT TO SEE ANYMORE BOOBS,CRACKS,OR BACK FATS FROM ANY CELEBRITY AND OR HOOCHIE OFF DA STREET....

4. YES THE BLING BLING THING IS SOOOOOOO OLD ESPICALLY IF U HAVE MORE OF IT ON YOUR TEETH THAN AROUND YOUR NECK :rolleyes:

OH YEAH BY THE WAY BISHOP DON MAJIC JUAN IS A
HAM=HOT A$$ ME$$ :confused:

I'd like to see natural hair as a fad instead of a permanent choice disappear.

Oh, I got quite a few......
 

NO MORE REALITY SHOWS! They're nothing but a bunch of sensationalized bulljive anyway!

NO MORE "PSEUDO-TALENT" SHOWS, including that loehme joke "American Idol"!! For crying out loud, it's Star Search meets The Gong Show. Just because you can hold a note for 3 seconds does not mean you should capitalize on a singing "career".

NO MORE SKANKY "HNH" (Hooker 'n Hoe-esque) outfits. They are not sexy and AFAIC, do nothing but give me a "soft-on".

By the same token...

NO MORE WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE WEARING THOSE SUPERTIGHT BOOTY HUGGING PANTS COMPLETE WITH VPL FOR EVERY MAN TO SEE. They just invite sexual harassment lawsuits to run amuck. PLEASE go back to the classy 80s style blouse and skirt numbers that IMHO are super sexy and THE BOMB. That's why I loved the TV show Dynasty back in the day, dang Linda Evans and Diahann Carroll was HOT!!....but I digress.

NO MORE RAPPERS SHOWING OFF THEIR COSTUME JEWELRY BY FRONTING, BRUSHING, FLOSSING, RINSING, OR WHATEVER THE HECK YOU CALL IT NOWADAYS.

NO MORE "MAURY" PATERNITY TESTS! I thought I saw it all when I saw a billboard for Maury that read "Who's Your Daddy?" To which I responded, "Not you, nucca."

NO MORE TV SHOWS THAT GLAMORIZE CELEBRITY MATERIALISM. More of the same pablum puking bulljive.

BRING BACK THE FEATHERED HAIR AND THE 80S FASHION. IMHO that was the BOMB!!

I Love the 80s!!

Re: Oh, I got quite a few......
 

We can tell. I mean after all, you wear a POMPADOUR willingly. You could be a The 5 Heartbeats on Ice cast member.

Re: Re: Oh, I got quite a few......
 

Oh save me!! *LOL*

*Beep*

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No more topless/shirtless Bonecrusher on BET or ANY other station ESPECIALLY if he's going to where paraphenalia from my school :mad: :mad: :eek:

No more piercings on Xtina Aguilera - 12 is enough

No more rampant homosexuality

No more unnecessary sexuality in the media!!!!!

No more talk shows with 8-14 yr olds running amock, cursing out their parents and elders, talking about having sex, doing drugs, being prostitutes, etc.:eek: :eek: :eek:

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OMG, I have heard that same line since high school, come on, be original. At least tell me which Heartbeat I look like..b/c frankly I saw T5H recently and my hair resembles NONE of the 5; their hair in the back was short and tapered, mine is longer and thicker.

*singing "A Heart is a House For Love" as I exit the stage*