You're lucky that you are healthy enough not to have to take any prescription/OTC drugs!!

But you do drink coffee, right?

hell no. i may work at starbucks but i HATE coffee. yuck
but i do drink soda, so i get your point- caffinated drinks

1. Ignorant
2. Too stingy
3. Smoker

there are 3 things I will absolutely not tolerate:

1. lying
2. cheating
3. physical abuse


I also don't like smokers or guys who do drugs

:)

Thats funny!

-Excessive tardiness
-Being rude, pessimistic, negative to others
-Has no sense of humor
-Does not retain his heritage/ethnicity (at least have some idea of your roots)

-if we just don't click at all
-leaving the cell phone on alert mode (unless ur on call) during the date AND if left on silent mode, you check the cell constantly for any missed calls or voice mail while we're still on the date

Oh, yes I forgot about the tardiness part........

punctuality is very important.

1. Ignorant
2. No sense of humor
3. No manners

1. Serious illicit drug use-Nothing harder than alcohol or caffenie for me.

2. If she's close-minded/racist. I think you guys know that i'm a pretty conservative guy. While a relationship would not work with me and a girl as uber-hippie as S&S ;) I'd still prefer to be the one on the conservative end of the spectrum in a relationship.

3. Lower IQ than Jessica Simpson. Seriously, i'm not asking for a Nobel Prize winner, but if she sounds vapid and moronic when she speaks, it ain't happening. She needs to be able to carry a convo.

Kitso
KS 361 times if the girl is bigger than Nate Newton that ain't happening either

LOL

1) has more hair on his back than on his head
2) is skinnier than me
3) has issues- ex: ex-girlfriend he can't forget, 5 kids, drug user...freaks out after sex

refuses to shave or wax body hair

1. Poor hygiene
2. Stares at me too much in the wrong places
3. Tries to make everything a pissing contest/competition (i.e. if I can do something, then he can do it better)

AHHHH...that's the worst!!!