I have not done my Christmas shopping because I have NO MONEY to do anything with!

If I had _______________ I would____________until I couldn't __________________________no more:D

If I had the money I would shop until I couldn't shop no more!!
(I know that's a double negative, don't hit me!)


If it were possible to _________, I would _________ and _________.

If it were possible to take finals early, I would go home, and sleep.

My mission in life is to __________ because of ______________.

My mission in life is to educated because of ignorance



here is mine:

i went to____________ the other day to get_____________ and got _____________instead.

i went to SUPER WAL MART the other day to get PANTYHOSE and got SOCKS instead.


At work I ____________ as I ___________ but he/she __________.

At work I look mad as hell as I wait 6685756 hours for mofos to figure out what they want to eat but they just keep sayin can you come back in five minutes


Sometimes when I'm alone I ________ because ________ makes me feel better and the _________ makes it all worthwhile.

Sometimes when I'm alone I play dress up in my cutest outfits because looking good makes me feel better and the smile on my face makes it all worthwhile.

Sometimes when I'm alone I wear the sexy Vicky's underwear b/c it makes me feel like a grown woman and the confidence makes it all worthwile.




If I could spend time with _______ who died/I lost touch with ___ years ago, I would tell them ________ and ask them _____________

If I could spend time with poppa who died 27 years ago, I would tell him, i love him and ask him to come back[/QUOTE]




why do ___________ do ___________when it doesn't make sense?

Why do guys seem really normal when you first meet them so you give them your number then they turn around and do something stupid like call you in 3 minute intervals from a private number like 12 times in a row but then accidentally slip up and call you from their number the 13th time when it doesn't make [no dayum] sense?

Why do parents always try to tell you what to do in your life, and you listen to them but when you do what they tell you to do, they come back and tell you you should've done something else when it doesn't make sense?

I wish I could _____________ right now, and I would take___________ with me.

I wish I could jump on my private plane and fly somewhere warm right now, and I would take my hubby with me.

It's snowing outside and _________________ are at it again. I tell you _______________ are _________________.

It's snowing outside and the salt trucks are at it again. I tell you winter months are no fun for me.




As I woke up this morning, I ______________________ but ___________________ did __________________________.

As I woke up this morning, I wanted to go back to sleep since I'm sick but I did not. :(

I've been waiting for ___________________ to _____________ since ___________________.

I've been waiting for Sex in the city's last season to air since the last season ended


I would absolutely _________ if ___________ happened.