Re: SOOOOmany slaps, soooo little time
 

Don't you mean "Tummy-Ater?" That's what his daughter called him when she was little.....:rolleyes: :D

Re: Re: SOOOOmany slaps, soooo little time
 

I wanna laugh...really I do, but I can't. Still mad.

i'm putting the baby powder on my hands-- i'm putting the baby powder on my hands.
my car insurance company,needsa pimp slapping for hittin me up with a 40$ processing fee just to renew my policy.:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:



"it is not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it"

Jyhad
i'm so misunderstood

SUPER DUPER PIMP SLAP OF THE YEAR GOES TO.....
 

***That manly beast of a heffa betta known as my daddy's wife. This manly looking ill built heffa done made my blood pressure to levels worthy of bytch slapping her.

Picture this....My son calls his papa....Hello, can I speak to my papa

Manly Beast: Say hello and ask how I am doing?

#1 Leading Lady: explicit language and tells son to hang up.

#1 Leading Lady calls back after 4 times to get an answer: Let me speak to my dad!!

Manly Beast: Your daughter whatever her name is, is on the phone:eek:

***side bar*** Manly Beast MUST NOT KNOW ME b/c I am a certified in Act A Damn Fool ****

Needless to say in the morning I will be making that 2 hour drive home to bytch slap the manly beast to ensure she remembers my name the next time I call for MY DAD!

Pimp stick beat, walk away, come back & throw a chair at..
 

A professor in my department!
She's one of the few AAs, so WHY oh WHY does she have to be an evil, toll-like, B*TCH who thinks the world revolves around her!
A professor who actually matters to me nominated me for a fellowship. All I had to do was provide personal info & it was mine (much appreciated!). This hussy (gramma's word) happens to be the administrator for the fellowship. I had to meet with her over the summer for a pointless interview. It was nothing but her opportunity to try to intimidate me. When I told her that I already knew the retired professor who funds the fellowship from when I was an undergrad, she got worse.
Ever since the day I met her, she has been acting like I'm supposed to be kissing her butt for this very SMALL fellowship that I really didn't need (though I took it, of course). Even now she keeps sending me emails about dumb chit (her unsolicited opinions)!
In typical 'do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do' style, her incompetent azz was a month and a half late distributing the money!
This roach isn't even in my program! Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't EVER need to communicate with her for a daymn thang!

She can keep that little bit of change next year. I already have a full fellowship.


I would also like to pimpslap the makers of this keyboard!!! As I type, everything freezes & starts up again; windows keep opening & closing; phrases keep getting highlighted & deleted... This is really pssing me off!

Pimp Slaps all around to.....

The Credit Specialist at the car dealership: why in the hell would you send out flyers advertising, "we will finance everyone, all credit accepted. no one turned away!" But when me and Hubby show up this morning to try and purchase a car, you tell us that we need a co-signer in order to get financed! :mad: I oughta burn down that place!!

To the attention whore sitting next to me: Get over it! I don't like you or your attitude! You will not get on my nerves in these last two days of your employment here!

:eek: at HK!!

Pimp slap to the dealership for the $811 repair bill. There goes my Christmas shopping for most of my list. :(

CTFU at 1LL's "manly beast"!!! But I understand completely, beat her like she owes you $$$.. Why do some women think EVERYTHING is a competition?

this is how i relieve every day stress
 

i would like to send a big pimp slap out to a few people individuals on GC, but instead i would like to dedicate this site...

slap that ho


the highest i ever got was 254 miles per hour

OH. MY. DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

why did I get 255? lordy....:D

Re: this is how i relieve every day stress
 

I did this before and got 400 something (I was mad @ Mr. CT4) and it plays a whole nother song. :D

CT4....really?


let me get to slapping, then.

My highest score......
 

Re: OH. MY. DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

312

A BIG, FAT, I'M GONNA BEAT YOU LIKE YOU STOLE SOMETHING PIMP SLAP :mad: to my apartment complex!!!!

What is this mess about starting Jan. 1, we will be receiving a water/sewage bill for the amount of water that we use? :confused: :eek:

Talking about "due to increased utility rates.... :mad: Increased rates my butt!! I pay the sticking electricity bill, not you! Dont' think I will not write a letter coplaining about this!

Oh, but you ain't slick. You are trying to pay for the new washers and dryers that you installed (which I might add, that you increased the price on as well by $.50 ) :mad:

Please know that this mess has confirmed my decision that I will be moving out when my lease is up. Yes, I will move out over an extra $15-$20 a month. You better believe it! :mad:

In the words of Wilona from Good Times .... YOU JIVE TURKEYS!! :mad: