i forgot about him. i guess its obvious why i did

eeeeeeeeeew, dionysus.......i completely forgot michael moore......<slap>, <punch>, <jab>..........ugh.

and yeah, carrot top........GRRRRRROOOOSSSSS!

this is funny..... :D

i'd also like to smack that brittney murphy girl.......eat something!

Clint Eastwood. I don't have anything against him, but how bad ass would that be?

It might "make his day."

1. George W. Bush aka "Dear Leader"
2. Hilary Duff - her speaking voice is so NASAL it drives me insane!
3. Mandy Moore - that girl thinks her sh*t doesn't stink!
4. Anyone on Jackass
5. Terry McAuliffe, for his horrible mismanagement of the Democratic Party

(Please don't flame me for either of the political ones, I was raised in a family of Democratic civil servants and politicians!)


*edited to fix grammatical errors*

1) Carson Daly
2) The "Dude, You're Getting A Dell" Kid.
3) Freddy Prinze Jr. (John Landis perfected the teenager coming-of-age movies......you killed them)
4) Nelly/Chingy....I swear it's the exact same person so I'll run with it
5) Fred Durst......pacifist my ass, that's just your excuse so you can talk shit about other acts.

1) Cameron Diaz
2) Britney and Justin (come on, they're a two-for-one special)
3) Beyonce
4) J. Lo
5) Doug and Hildi from Trading Spaces (another two-for-one)

I'd give up the chance to punch of all five on my list to take a bat to Joe Rogan's head. Gross Out Factor (How can you have "Fear" to eat an elephant's balls?) is such a horrible show, and he just ruined what once was the greatest show on TV when Adam and Jimmy were on.

adding to my own:

-Anyone on the Real World Paris cast..except Simon, he's not made a complete ass of himself yet.

-Reality TV producers and directors and networks. Can we get some real TV back please?

-Britney.

-Demi and Ashton. Both are punks.

Enlightenment, I gotta ask... what do you have against Mickey? :D

Faith Hill
Shania Twain
Tom Murphy, incompetent Pittsburgh mayor
Hillary Clinton
Matt Pinfield (I know he hasn't been on TV in ages, but it still pisses me off when I think of all the potentially cool rockstar interviews and videos ruined by his gravelly voice and roc egg-like head)

Takes a few practice swings...
5. Britney Spears (yeah your "music" sucks and you need to stop complaining about having to be a role model)
4. Jerry Falwell
3. Judge Roy Moore
2. Dubya (but not while he's President!!)
takes a running start 'cause this needs to hurt....
1. The idiot who runs Clear Channel

I have a few others on my hit list, but these are the worst offenders. I left off our dear buddies Osama and Saddam simply because we're not sure if they're really dead yet.

1. Jessica Simpson - she needs a reality check
2. Gilbert Godfrey - such an annoying voice
3. Fran Dresher - such an annoying voice AND laugh
4. Howard Stern - what a schmuck
5. Pam Anderson - stop being so stupid

Great list!

Thanks :D