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Now see....at my church, we do that in the youth choir. When I was in the youth choir, that was the "special march". We only did that on annual youth day and other special sundays. We would march down all the aisles. LOL!

Here is one for ya:
You know you a ghetto christian if you have an associate minister that prays and says the same thing at the beginning of the prayer. "Father, whom some call Yaweh, Jehovah Jarah (sp?), Jehovah Neciey (sp?, but this is what it sounds like)....

Or

If you have another associate minister that prays so long your brother writes a song about his Guiness World Book Record prayers. Aptly named: "The World's Longest Prayer", And the associate minister is real old already!

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Girl, it's a sight to behold!!! :eek: :eek:

Girl, you got me at work CTHU, ya heard me???

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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Isn't it though, but if she wants a good laugh she HAS to go Easter Sunday, I say Easter instead of Resurrection because most of the fools aint been to church in so long, they don't know the church lingo.

Anyways, yes you have to come Easter Sunday, because these people just look like they are Circus Bound, bringing the whole fam'lay and their badazz kids. Popping the po kids in the mouth expecting them to behave when the last time some of them saw the inside of a church was NEVVA:D

Gibben honuss and pwaises to the Lode mos high, Passa Dueright, Firss Lady Spicey, Revrun Phillups, Deacon Schula, Deaconess Bwown, Cuddin Floyd(doin weal good on the Piana), Bobby Bwown, Whitney's Cwack House, Saints and Fwiends.

I gibben gawd all the pwaises this monin, cuz he woke me up, my testimony is short(until someone interrupts her), Last week Champipple got caught again sellin her food stamps, so the welfare was gone cut her off. I mean she wuddin even gone get a medical codd......NUFFIN..........BUT GAAAAAAAAAAAWWWDDDD, made a way outta no way. He went on down to the welfare office.......Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
GLO-ray.....yessuuhhh...........and changeded them peopuss hearts......the LODE SAY PEOPUUSSSS gi'that woman huh food stamps! HE SAY PEEEEOOOPPUUSSS(organ starts up), GI'THAT WOMAN HER FOOD STTTAAAMMPPPSSSS(the official shouting music comes on).....and by 11 O'clock Champipple was on line waitin fo huh food stamps................ya know gawd can..........(Pator Interrupts) WELL THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOLKS TUNE IN NEXT SUNDAY WHEN SISTER CHAMOMILE TESTIFIES HOW HER SON YUSEF DONE GOT CAUGHT WITH A STRING OF PROSTITUTES. CAN I GET A YAY-MEN!!!

Gyrl7, You are OFFICIALLY off the chain with that prayer!:D

I just busted out laughing at my desk...lol

My girlfriend and I was just speaking on a similar subject.

While visiting her boyfriend's church, she said it was so hot in the sanctuary that the ushers passed out ice water in plastic cups during service.

O.K. here's another...

1. Why does the choir have to sing a song for ummm 10 minutes?:rolleyes:

2. Speaking of Easter, why on Easter morning that little snotty nose kid who forgot their speech says( say it with me) "Habby Easta e'erbody"?

3. If the preacher does that heaving noise ya know..

HUUUUUUUUUUUUmg and the Bible saayz HHUUUUUUUUUUMG in John huh 3 huh and 16 huhhhhhuuuuuuuumg **takes a drink of water****huh the devil tryin to get me cause somebody needs to hear it huh youyoooooou yes you huh and you huh somebody don't hear me tonite huh huuuuuuuumg I-I-I-I love the Lord huh and he heard my cri-i-i hhhhhuuuuuuumg yes! yes! yay LLLord.
***don't forget to put the organ in between the huh and hhhhhuummmg****
:rolleyes: Oh boy, what is we gon' do?:D

Today at church
 

I saw something at church today and before I knew it, I had burst out laughing and immediately thought of you, my GC fam...

At my church, the atmosphere is Come as You Are. While the older members of the church dress-up for the service, some of the younger members tend to dress more casual.

There was this chick there today...:D ya'll, I tell you, she had on the tightest pants I have ever seen in my life. I'm talking I'm-going-to-the-club type pants :eek:. I saw not only her pantyline, I saw the entire shape of her panties...:mad: :eek:. I saw all her celluite and those dimples...:( :eek: . I don't know where she thought she was, but, I guess she forgot that she was coming to the house of the Lord...:(

Oh yeah, by the way, miss priss...Pastor did the heaving noise all throughout his sermon today. My fiance' thought that I was crazy the way I was giggling thinking about your post...:)

OOOOOOOO MMMMMMMM GGGGGGGGGGGG, you are going straight ta hell!!

Girl you know how those testimonies can get in church, shoot, I bet GOD the father cracks up at some of them.........

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This is what our organist wore to church yesterday:

Red and black checkered jacket
Red vest and pants
Black shirt
Black socks
Crimson colored shoes

Crimson tinted glasses to match.

:D

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Beyond. Just beyond. Just crazy. It sounds like something that David Alan Grier would wear on the "Black People's Show" on In Living Color.:eek: :eek:

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2 finger snaps in H formation -- Haaaaaaaaaaaaated it. :p