| Drolefille |
03-20-2007 04:31 PM |
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Originally Posted by RedefinedDiva
(Post 461233)
16. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
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The answer to this one is 0, Moses didn't take any animals on the Ark. Noah did! :D
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A new prison inmate hangs some nuts on the wall and calls them walnuts. He then places some nuts on his chest and calls them chestnuts. Soon he has some nuts under his chin. What does he have? [/B]
A **** in his mouth. (That's the answers in my neck of the woods!)
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My new favorite joke
And a few riddles:
1.In a large western city, 80% of the phone numbers are listed, 20% of the phone numbers are businesses, and 20% of the phone numbers start with the numeral "2". If you were to take a random sample of 1000 phone numbers from the city's phone book, how many numbers would you expect to be unlisted, non-business phone numbers that start with a numeral other than "2"?
2.How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?
3.A man left home running. He ran a ways and then turned left, ran the same distance and turned left again, ran the same distance and turned left again. When he got home there were two masked men. Who were they?
4.There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible?
5.The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?
6. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? |
