^ also posts way too much on GC

< has a farmer tan from golfing

V isn't wearing underwear

^ Must really enjoy golfing if its half as hot there as it is down South!

< In this heat, who needs any "extraneous" clothing?! ;)

V Should really try to stop eating so much chocolate

^ should really try to stop shedding "extraneous" clothing. That can get you arrested, you know. :D

< wishes it would cool down already

v needs to curb the cookie addiction

^ is just jealous her momma didn't eat double-stuf oreos while pregnant

< could go for some oreos right now, along with some ice cream (where are you, FAB? ;))

V thinks anybody who doesn't know what Swedish Fish are is goofy

^ is from the same town as me (yay! milwaukee!)

< reads books about math for fun

V likes to go camping

^ Likes the Wizard of Oz
< Does like camping...Lake Argyle here I come, baby
\/ Picks their nose for fun

^ smells like dead fish
< realizes that sometimes the snot has to come out! ;) today I was really dumb and instead of rubbing alcohol-ing my ears, I put nail polish remover on them
V doesn't floss their teeth

^ Has spanking-clean ears! :eek:

< Flosses her teeth no less than three times a day! (can we say "dental fixation"?)

v Wishes that, just once, he or she had written something pithy on a bathroom wall.

^deserves better than her booty call.

<knows she is beautiful inside and out, just hopes some lucky guy will realize that because she just got turned down AGAIN!

v hasn't taken out the trash in about 2 weeks. :p

^ beautiful, I just want you to know, you're my favorite girl

< is clean and therefore doesn't accumulate that much trash

V collects Victoria's Secret catalogs

^ is running some GC game ;)

< collects all sorts of catalogs and looks for outfits in them when sick of her clothes

V can chug a beer faster than any boy

^ gets some cool GC points for bein sassay!
< can chug as long as someone doesn't make her laugh....b/c then it's OV-ER
V wonders constantly why the opposite sex is so disfunctional

^ Is AL-WAYS right, cuz I say so. :p

< Overslept last night. Waaaahhh :(

V Loathes the midwest as much as I...Let's move to to east together!

^ someone finally agrees with me

< 22nd birthday is today. :p

V cannot sleep either