lol.....this, i guess. ;) but i'm workin on changin my image 'round these parts.....so if anyone asks, i didn't bring up the whole positions thing...ok? :p

**i am not a trouble maker, i am not a trouble maker, i am not a trouble maker lol :D

i've played the game and i know plenty of moves...i think i'm sitting in the penalty box right now though!

LMAO...my man's my guinea pig. I test everything on him. :p

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why can't things just stay innocent online?

prime example of why i've missed you!!!!!! lol :D--the fact that he shows these funny lil cartoon things, not b/c i've ever made him grin or anything...... :p

Had some this morning,

I am at work now, but i plan on getting some more tonight before bed!

It's a really fun, inexpensive hobby

It can get real expensive if you're not careful...

1st person I have sex with....hmmmmm....total tool & huge mistake. Did not speak to him for a long time. Speaking with him supported my previous statement - the guy is a huge tool. (But didn't have a huge tool. Ha!)

Cosmo sex stuff....first off, those "crazy new positions" they show in there are for amatures. And they are always the same!!! Nothing in there is anything I haven't dreamt up myself and half of them are lame anyways. Bring on the Kama Sutra!

Second, who in God's name are the guys they get the feedback from? The first time I freeze my panties then rub them over Mr. Mox, he will either a. laugh me right out of the bedroom or b. bitch slap me. (Yes, that was a real "Sexy thing to do for your man")

Back in my naive days (like, HS), I would check out Cosmo for its sex tips. The tips--I could probably get better sex advice from my mom. Now I save my money. You're right--I couldn't imagine executing a lot of that stuff without cracking up, or expecting my partner to laugh at me for being such an idiot! :D I've always wondered where they find those guys! The Kama Sutra is where it's at--or, if you're feeling a little more Americanized, I've heard the Joy of Sex isn't that bad--the new version, that is, not the one with the hairy hippies.

Comedian Sommore on her response when a man asks her favorite position:

Well that depends on the size of the D. If the D is small, my favorite position is with another m.f.

I think he he is slowly trying to plant his seed all over your state...so if you ever go to wixom, just be on the look out!

You are all, once again, big freaks.

-Rudey
--Now let's talk about what french (ie New Germans) call menage a trois.

Simple as it may be, the guys love it. God gave them 2 brains but only enough blood to run one at a time, so simple is usually better. If they have to think about holding a position and whatnot, it's all over. My sex life isn't lacking, so something's going right! As for the kama sutra, I'd need to hit the gym for a few weeks to be able to pull some of that stuff off!!!

*edited to add: btw rudey, there's already a whooooole thread on the menage-a-trois! Here: Threesomes