OH my gosh... Detachable Penis used to be my favorite song back in, like, middle school. I guess I was a bit of an odd child...

Anyway, James, I am mourning the loss of your penis. It was definitely one-of-a-kind... no others will ever measure up.

Sorry. I was just corrected. The lady in question never said that she would not DATE someone under 7 inches . . .


She said would never MARRY someone under 7 inches. Sorry for the misunderstanding lol. . . .

I guess that IS an important difference :D

Although doesn't that rule out 90+ percent of the men out there lol?

:eek: :D

I have been posting on GC for a while now, but have never really looked at the chit chat threads until recently....boy I have been missing alot!!! I'm defintely going to check these out more often. I don't want to be missing out on all the detachable penis fun;)

Jeez, James - can't you keep track of anything???

:p

I agree, girth is more important than length, just as long as we are talking atleast 5 inches or so. ;) Silly James, only you could misplace your penis :p

James, why bring this topic back to light? Were you informed by some gal that you were victim of the little peepee syndrome?


Who cares....move on.....exit stage at left...

::shudders at the mental image:: ewwwwwwwwwwww:cool: :eek: :D :p

OkAy ThAtS EnOuGh.

JAMES WE have YOUR peNIS. If YoU WanT IT Back, YOu wiLL FoLlOw OUR INstruCTIOns CAREfully.

NO POLICE.

MoRE INFo TO COmE LATer.

yeah, and maybe aim the thread to something more constructive...such as, costs of penis extenstions, or widdenings for your gal.
And Remember to give either the before or after for dimensions - less confusion.

You best recongnized we have your Penis. NO COPS!!!!
http://members.aol.com/path2005/priv...ot_Stuntaz.jpg

Librasoul! Arya! TOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!
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Originally posted by librasoul22
OkAy ThAtS EnOuGh.

JAMES WE have YOUR peNIS. If YoU WanT IT Back, YOu wiLL FoLlOw OUR INstruCTIOns CAREfully.

NO POLICE.

MoRE INFo TO COmE LATer.
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ARE YOU SURE????
I actually thought I saw it yesterday, but couldn't get a positive ID.

Any distinguishing marks?!?
Where was it last seen?

Dude, i know you didn't bust out with the Icy Hot Stuntaz, that's some old school somethingawful.com stuff right there.

But what about the Asian mens? I mean....you know...LMAO

:D :p :eek:

They gots to get luvin too.....

OMG this thread is freaking hilarious!

I got your penis right here. :p

Hmm...someone has brought to my attention this scavenger hunt for James penis.

It has also been brought to my attention that scavenger hunts are considered HAZING.

Thos people who continue to be voluntarily hazed by James' penis will be punished harshly and without reprieve.

That is all, thank you.