How come people will stuff their face with massive amounts of food but will wash it down with DIET coke? As if the DIET coke will wash away the 12,000 calorie mud pie that they just ate?

It is because they can not count properly. For the record, Diet Coke is known as Light Coke in the rest of the world. Is it maybe because the rest of the world know that Diet Coke is not a dieting strategy?

because diet coke has zero calories, if you're gonna eath the 12,000 calorie mud pie, you might as well try and save some calories in there somehow :)

now arya -

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood :)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

Is it true that blondes really do have more fun?

10

It depend on the time of the month where the moon reflect with the gravitational pull of the earth. HEre we see the sun eclipsing the moon while the radiation from space are most likely to be at it's most intense.

No.

Oh great one...

To quote a very old joke..."What's the difference between an orange?"

"What do you do if you wake up the morning of your prom and you have a zit the size of Yankee Stadium?" ~ Ann (Today Show)

Greeting and salutation my apprentice. The answer to the wisdom that you seek is:

"The horse because it doesn't have handle bars"

You buy a bag and put it on your head. When somebody ask, you say it's the latest fad that mtv are trying to push. Say that Avril Lavigne and the Backstreet Boys are doing it also.

What should I do after I graduate from college?

What should I do after I graduate from college?

Go and make some money.

what do i do if I am in love with one guy, but he doesn't have a big enough package for me? Or for anyone for that matter?

Well, one must find out why size of the package matters. Is it because of sheer pleasure or is there some other deeper meaning behind the size of the package. If it remain a problem and you are in love with the guy, then there is always a dildo.