Re: The Other Mike
 

Mike, Mike, Mike.... What's REALLLLLLLLY going on at Neverland?:p You seem to have more issues then the New York Times when it comes to children. It's not to late, you can still get help:p


To the lawmakers in Austin: What were you all smoking when you made some of those laws that are currently in effect? That must have been some powerful stuff:p :o

I would tell Jay-Z to stop exploiting our youth with that mess that he is always putting in their ears and that since he has made his career off of the backs of young black youth that he has exploited for the almighty dollar that he should be trying to pay some of it back - not that that would undue the damage.

SC

To the Jackson clan,

don't make any more records, movies, have anymore face altering surgeries, stay to yourself, keep your clothes on Janet etc. and maybe, finally, you can have that so-called "normal" life complete with sleepovers and cookies and milk that you so desperately want.

Christina Aguilera...

Please lay off the self-tanner. That chile looks more orange every time I see her.

LOL!!!

Plus she needs to lay off the makeup just a little bit. She has a wonderful complexion. Please, please lay off the eyeliner.

Mikey Jackson. Please get some help. your trial has started, and you are acting like it's a joke. Stop surrounding yourself with yes men/women.

And please wear a business suit.

Sorhors,

He really is in a sticky situation and is still acting like a fool!

Serioussigma22:cool:

Paula Abdul, I'm proud of you for showing some spunk on AI4 and speaking your mind. I thought that you would be stuck always finding the positive in the most awful contestants and giving the most syrupy sweet sentiments to ease the hurt feelings. Thanks for being honest when needed. Thanks for not having a problem telling Simon Cowell anything to his face. LOL Lastly, thank you for being a great '90s pop singer and realizing that your time in the studio and on stage has passed. Thank you!

Dr. William Cosby: We betta not see you lecturing anymore black people about disciplining their kids and valuing education. True, it's a truth that needs to be heard; we can begin to overcome our problems by simply admitting that they exist. But you may not be the person to preach to us. You can't even discipline yourself to keep your "romantic" overtures focused on your wife, and you obviously don't have the common sense to make sure your house is in order before telling people how to run their homes and their lives. Sure, your kids are educated, and you focused well on making sure you were a good parent. But you can't possibly think we're gonna take you as seriously as role model for parenting. No one expects you to be flawless, but messing around on your wife for decades is unacceptable. The synopsis: Hey, Bill! Sit yo hypocritical arse down!

In order to be a great singer, one must know how to sing, huh?

I would just like to let all those folks who are down with the Chihahua (I think I spelled it right) trend know that them dogs is ug-uh-ly. I don't care if you are Paris Hilton, Britney Spears or whoever, what is the point of having a little dog, if it isn't even murch cute? EW!!! Get a Bichon Frise (I KNOW everyone isn't poodle material. I mean they are too smart for some owners :) ), or consider a wig/hat/paper bag for Fido. For real.

LOL...LOL
 

SoRHOr JojaPeach:


no you did not call it an "ARSE"! LOL, LOL, LOL...girl, that was a good way to put it real nice and rated PG! I'ma use that one the next time i'm on the verge of using the OTHER word...LOL

Whitney, Whitney, Whitney - I'm sure you could afford the "Betty Ford Treatment Center" or at least a 12-step meeting since you think "Crack is Whack". And for goodness sake, pay attention to your daughter. No child belonging to you and Bobby should be that overweight unless she's dealing with stress by overeating.

DMX - Brotha, you have my prayers. Chile, posing as a federal agent and found with cocaine...What the hell is going on man?? You are now the "Holy Water Candidate of the Week"

Lil Jon and Anthony Hamilton - if you ain't gon' comb your hair, at least comb that nappy beard. Your stuff looks like taco meat.

Usher - honey, you can dance, you can sing but you still look like Alice the Goon from Popeye. All the money in the world can't change that critical fact.

JLo - honey you know if Selena had lived, you'd be eating Top Ramen on a futon with the first husband. Recognize heifa that your success is only relative to the growth in the Latino community. You have no talent but the entertainment industry needs a Latina starlett to capitalize on your folks spending power. Any minute your gravy train is going to run dry and Skeletor (Marc Anthony) is going to drop you like a bad habit like he did with his first wife.

Condi Rice - you have our ancestors spinning in their grave. You even slipped and called GW your "husband' Have you lost your damn mind? You getting caught up in the gov't's treachery and you are going to get burned. Ask the brotha who was doing security at the Watergate Hotel and dropped a dime on the Nixon's crew. He ain't worked a day in his life since. After Bush and Cheney are done with you, you gon' wish for your Black Community Pass back.

PhDiva

LOL!
 

Folks,

I just have a few words for all of those folks in the entertainment business.

You all need to sit your monkey A$$e$ down and take a good long look at the foolishness you're presenting to the public.

Serioussigma22

And this needs to be said to his face! If it hasn't been already, I just might do it. I swear I can't stand this man.