You know you are in a black salon when:
There is a sign on the door saying no children, but your stylist has little Ray Ray there runnin around messin with people and crying.

Your stylist leaves while you are under the dryer to go pick her kids up from school or day care

You have guys coming in selling Coach bags and DVDs, CDs and Vhs

There is a fight between two stylist because someone stole someones shampoo or clippers

There is no price list

There are no clean towels

You have to pay a quater to use the phone

Your stylist is talking on the phone while doing your hair

In the summer time your stylist has on Daisy Dukes, when she know that she shouldn't

You styliest just got a new Truck, but she was just talking about getting her Welfare check and food stamps

They still have the Dudley's hair books from 98 out front like they are current.

Also, when your stylist (my backup stylist in this case) is selling faux Looey Vittone bags.

I thought I was the only one who noticed this....

Here's one...

When your stylist is also your Minister of Music/Choir Director/Praise & Worship leader at church (male or female)...

And most of the pages are torn or missing because someone didn't want to "lose their style"