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All these don'ts have happened to me. Do: Get rough with me Don’t: Draw blood Do: Talk dirty to me. Don’t: Talk to me about your boyfriend. Do: Feel free to borrow a shirt to sleep in/wear home. Don’t: Return any borrowed clothes dirty. |
I have nothing too add. I am way too innocent. :)
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Yeah, some of you are freaks.
-Rudey --Do buy me a nice dinner after in return for the good time. |
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oooooh, baby...so jiggly...and btw, how do you like that hard bone? um, yeah. |
Do: Us handcuff
Don't: Loose the key |
DO: Be prepared to go down on your partner if you're asking him/her to go down on you.
DO: Listen to your partner... s/he will let you know what feels good and what doesn't. Return the favor. You'll both have a lot more fun that way ;) DON'T: Just roll over and go to sleep once you're satisfied. DON'T: Insist on a position that's uncomfortable for your partner. DON'T: Insist on anything kinky unless you know your partner is ok with it. DON'T: Put your sex toys in your carry-on bag! (Not too long ago, I saw this poor guy at the airport having his carry-on bag hand searched by security... now I know why they wear gloves :eek: ) |
DON'T: ask if it was good for me.
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was it good for you?
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Oh, Arya...YOU know it was....it alway is.
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Waffle and sex, can't go wrong. Put in whip cream, and the waffle sex gets nasty.
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DO give me some kind of idea as to what you like (all women are different and I'm not a mind reader)
DO run your fingers through my hair DON'T shove your tongue down my throat. Slow, deep kisses, thank you. DON'T be extremely lewd on the dancefloor and at the club and expect me to respect you like someone I'd meet at church DON'T plan on screwing one of my friends later that week after we've had sex. DON'T just lay there!!!!!! |
DO NOT grab my head and use it like a steering wheel. My ponytail is not a joystick.
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