AAUUGGHHHH!!!!
 

OH MY GGOOODDDNNEESSS!!! :eek: :eek:

I need to PIMP SLAP, then come around with the upper hook, the back hand pop and the damn SuperNelson on the d#%$ man who passed gas in the elevator and then left!!!!:mad: :mad: :eek:

What kinda mess is that!!! If I see him again I need to do a flying leap and flaten his A$$:mad: :mad:

got me on the wrong foot this mornin'

I wanna pimp double slap the person who called me last night asking if I was mad at them because I didn't include them in ANY of my photos.
:mad:

You deserve a pimp slap for even asking me such foolishness.

I want to pimp slap the person who came to my room bothering me after I told them an hour earlier that I did not want to be BOTHERED. DO YOU NOT SPEAKA NO ENGLISH NOR COMPREHENDA NO ENGLISH? :confused: :mad: LEAVE ME ALONE! You need another pimp slap for asking me if I will want to be bothered tomorrow. WHAT KIND OF MORONIC isht is that? :rolleyes:

I want to pimp slap this sorry azz bell company for not fixing our bell or intercom sytem at work. I'm tired of going to other classrooms to get students out of class so they can check-out, go to the office or discipline. :mad: FIX THE DAYUM BELL SYSTEM!

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RMBAOTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!

You just made a bad morning GREAT!! *lol*

CTFU!!!

:D

I gots more pimp slaps!!!!!!!!!!
 

i would like to go back in time to pimp slap that parent from yesterday......

i can only imagine how difficult parenting must be, but....dude your child like speaks alien or something.....the counselor told me that she thought the child was possesed or was just speaking in tongue all this time...lol

yes ma'am, like i suggested in august, you need to take your child to the free speech therapy program at the unversity two blocks from your home......*slap*

yes ma'am, you MUST practice her speech articulation at HOME.....*slap-slap*

yes, it would be a good idea to change your hair appointment day, so that you can be present to participate in her therapy at school...*slappity-slap-slap*

The woman who filed a POLICE REPORT because someone stole her PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH from work. :mad: **See DST in 3 minutes**

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Oh no! No he didn't do that to my profizzle!

(puts vaseline on face)

IT'S ON!:mad:

Yeah I pimp slap her for the ever man she brings on the show!!!!!!

A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP to Bush. :mad: :mad: :mad:
(I wish there were sound effects on here so I could make a "whup-shhht" sound......)

I know y'all been lining up to slap him already, and I was waiting my turn, but I can't hold it back any longer. My response to his speech tonight:

A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for totally ignoring/not giving a isht about the American peoples' concerns.

A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for saying that we will go to war, with or without UN approval (aren't there international laws forbidding this?).

A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for thinking that we can win this war without the help of our "allies". Talk about Public Enemy #1!

A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for trying to minimalize the guaranteed blood shed by saying that we will drop food and provide hospital care to the people of Iraq.

A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for trying to play on our sympathies by trying to tie in Sept. 11th with Sadaam. NO evidence has been presented that indicates involvement by Sadaam or anyone else in Iraq. They don't even profess to have any.

A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for dancing around each and every pertinent question posed to him.

A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for cracking lame ass jokes with the press while I'm over here worrying about my life (and y'alls).

And one more FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP just for his overall appearance: the goofy ass walk, the ever present confused look on his face, the pregnant pause before every response because he has no clue what the f*ck he is doing. I just can't take this man seriously.

Sorry for the vent, y'all, but this man is truly playing God. If you missed the big event tonight, you didn't miss much. My advice is that we should all be on our knees praying at this point.

We will just pimp slap him together. I can not understand why this man is our president. You know I bet the rest of the world looks at him and thinks, "he** no" I am not getting involved in any coalition he could be leading. I hope he just has enough sense to listen to the UN!

i voted for al.. lol

COME BACK CLINTON!!!!!!

pimp slap to the ex for hitting up my friends b/c I told him to leave me the HELL alone.. lol

I got a few pimp slaps to give out....
 

I wanna pimp slap:

1. Bush for stating that the U.S. is a peace loving country (then why the hell are you dayum near declaring war????) :mad:

2. Crunch - stop assuming that folks wanna automatically renew their gym membership. Ya better ask somebody b/4 jacking for more $$. :mad: :mad:

I'm back!!!

A big ol pimp slap to those hot heifers in the Transitional Living Program that I work with for not cleaning up that kitchen last night. You guys are supposed to be learning to live independently. I should not and will not remind supposed to be grown people about cleaning up behind themselves. If the 4 of you had just took 10 minutes from your oh so busy schedule of card playing, Black and Mild smoking, tying up the pay phone talking to some no-good man, and constantly breaking curfew to be with said man (who is married by the way!) that kitchen would have been clean!! :mad:

Back to Maury.....a pimp slap to the women and men who constantly come on the "Is he/she cheating? I cheated on my husband with his brother! and I'm 16 and pregnant, is my newlywed husband cheating?" shows and find out that the person IS cheating and THEN get back together with that person!! STOP wasting everybody's time with that isht!!

Another pimp slap goes to my class reunion planning committee. Why are all our events at the VFW club? See, here in MI the VFW members have a hall that the public uses and it's real roomy and really nice looking and well kept up. The VFW club back in MS is not roomy, and looks like that juke joint on The Color Purple. That being said, a pimp slap to myself for still thinking about going.

I wanna pimp slap
The writers of Dawson's Creek for making the last season AWFUL:mad:

My school for having potholes everywhere!

And of course, George Bush- for being so dumb!!!

Ok, now that wasFUNNY!

And now, may I present my Pimp Slap List 2003

1. G-Dubb...it's already been said.

2. The waitress at Denny's (yes, it was 2am and I just left school and I was hungry) who SAW me sit down BY MYSELF, saw that I was ready to order in the 1st 20 seconds I was there, I had to flag her a$$ after she passed by me 5 times while I was looking dead at her:mad: No, I didn't tip her.

3. The chick who walked into me and didn't say excuse me but as soon as I said "Excuse you!" she turned around and got all scared and mumbled "excuse me" like a mouse.

4. The girl behind the counter at the dancewear store who gave me snooty attitude when I inquired about ice skating tights in darker colors. They don't carry them in the store and I wanted to special order them. I got tired of her REAL quick and just said "Look, just give me the name of the company who sells the tights and I will call them myself!" He manager overheard that:p Needless to say the girl doesnt work there anymore.