This is sorta related....

A long time ago I had a friend, David, who was relatively tall and well-built. I remember one day we were working with some pre-teens when one of them playfully started tacking him during a youth camping trip. The kid just kept bouncing off of him. Dave jokingly said "Why do you keep trying?" The boy replied "The bigger they are the harder they fall." Dave took one look at him, leaned over and said....

..."The smaller they are, the further they fly."

ehehehe...that kid decided to quit while he was ahead. :)

.....Kelly

What are you?
Is your hair naturally curly?
What was your degree again?


Of course, I find it amusing when you get to the checkout counter in a store and the clerk asks, "Will that be all for you today?" No. I just thought that I would pay for this pair of socks, then go back around the store, get back in line to buy a belt, then I'm going to go back and shop some more before buying a pair of earings. :rolleyes:

.....Kelly

What are you going to do after you graduate? buy and sell your insignifigant ass over ebay. Bitch.

Oh, you're a theatre major. Why? Why not? At least I'm taking a chance with my dreams.

When are you going to shave? In April. You know goddamned well that I can't shave untill April and you know why. Stupid play.

Why the fuck are you taking Women's Studies, much less minoring in it? BECAUSE I CAN ASSHOLE

Don't you think people will think you're gay? Yeah, because I give a shit what others think.

I never would imagine you being a frat guy and minoring in Women's STudies? Why, because I remembered why I'm at college in the first place?

Remembered what you were there for lol? Pussy?

lol

Good answer:)

i assume you an architecht?

"You only date Asian guys, right?"

"Oh, is Gamma Phi an Asian sorority?"

"Are you a virigin?"

URGH.

So, you have a degree in English,why don't you want to teach?
You have a college degree, why are you working in a call center? Umm, the same reason you are to pay bills!

How did you get your name? My mom you moron


And any question that my customers at work ask me are annoying