Ummmmmmmm the brotha who sang about rockets red bares and isht. . . then ended with PLAY BALL -- WTF!?!?!?!


Oh CHARM -- he was looking like he could do a good press and curl.

Oh and the Stripper who reads his Bible before he performs :o whoooooooooo KEEP YO CLOTHES on and cut your nails.

You guys have already mentioned a few of the ones I thought were most humorous....Here are a few others...

What was up with the guy who was walking toward the judges making his chest jump?? EWWWWWWW.....

Did you feel sorry, just for a second, for the girl with the blue/white eye shadow talking about her mamma didn't want her to sing and would be happy when she didn't make it? Boo, your momma didn't want you to go on the show 'cause she knew you would embarass yourself. Listen to mamma, sweetie. Go to school, get a real job.

And my favorite comment from Simon..
"If you lifeguard the way you sing, a lot of people probably drown in Detroit." LOL

WTF was up with ole girl that sang the Mary J song while she performed the video using a chair? :confused:

But why when she was leaving, Simon said that her chair had potential, but she didn't. CTFU!!

Miss Tiger, or Lady Tiger, or whatever...disturbing.

Charm...er..uh..huh.

Stripper that had on hideous green and black thingee...omg.

There wasn't really anyone that stood out tonight. Tuesday they go to the ATL, and I KNOW they will find some talent there! (like they did with Tamyra :D)

Since everyone has commented on all of the funny people I will share the funniest thing I heard Simon say. I think this was when he was talking to Anthony (with the extremely high voice :eek: )

Simon: "That was amazing. . . "

Anthony: "Thank you"

Simon: "Amazingly dreadful!!" :D

I was CTFU at this. I even got my grandfather to watch AI and e hardly watches anything besides Westerns.

By the way, has anyone else noticed that a good number of the black men that they have been showing have sugar in their tanks?

LOL @ gina! Yeah girl they got sugar, molasses, something in them :cool:

You guys this was soooo funny, I had to really laugh my butt off at the national anthem murderer. The young girl with the blue shawdow shoulda just listened to moms on this one. The AA girl from memphis did her thing. The boxer/mom....don't quit your day job, did she bring her kid there all day and night??????

What was up with the black guy who was sleep?? He looked a hot mess with those dirty shoes on! EWW!

Also all of those who had sob(stories of bullshet)stories, please if they had picked you, you wouldn't have mentioned jack!

Ok, the guy Cedric (from the first night) lives in the same city as I do. He was on the radio this morning talking about how Randy and Simon were "hatin'" on his yellow suit, which is why they didn't vote for him. He has even started a petition for another audition. :rolleyes:

LET IT GO AND MOVE ON TO STAR SEARCH!!

There was only one person with talent last night and that was the very first girl that performed. I think she was from Memphis and her name was something like Euqotia (sp) or something....

Well GOODY that he made it back home safely. :rolleyes: :p


And yes there is an overabundance of men who have SUGAR, EQUAL, HONEY, or SYRUP in their tanks.

Honeykiss 1974 I feel ya about the Mary J Blige girl. I love Mary's music and it hurt my heart to see her perform my girl's song like that.

I guess they saved the best for last (THE SOUTH) They didn't really show that many previews of horrible people from Nashville and Atlanta.

The boxer girl was pitiful, but I felt like they were trying to exploit her. I just wanted to tell her, "Hey everyone's got a sad story. Get off the screen."

Question...
 

Was Frenchie the young lady that had something wrong with her foot? If so, Lord knows that girl had a beautiful voice.

Re: Question...
 

No Frenchie was the AfAm woman with the short blond hair. The woman that you're talking about was named Equoia (sp?)

Re: Re: Question...
 

Yeah Frenchie was night one with a very very very voluptuous chest. Frenchie also sang, **clearing my throat** And I am telling you, I'm not going. You're the best man I have ever loved, la la la la la, no no no no no noooooooooo way no no no no noooooooooooo way, I'm livng without you.

**bowing** THANK YOU THANK YOU :p

Equoia was night 2 from MEmphis but she was first and the only one that whole night who sang like she really could.

OMEGA: WTF WTF WTF WTF -- her PERFORMANCE, her OUTFIT = Burberry meets Arts and Crafts from Vacation Bible School

Go ALWAYS & FOREVER man!! I JUST knew he was gonna suck. He looks straight NERDY but go head because he can blow. :D

Ummmm....where's Paula? I missed the intro.

Ok, the white boy with the red hair could BLOW!!! He made me look up from my homework!

Umm, what's up with ya boy in the green sweater singing "Like a Virgin" CTFU!!! OMGoodness, now he KNEW he couldn't sing. And what was up with his "dancing" :confused:

Oh, and what's up with all the talent-LESS brothas. They were straight COM-E-DY!!!