Hey all ... new here and had to share. It's not really bawdy, but a good one for sisterhood.

We learned a chant from a chapter consultant (early 90s) that we used during rush (after the selection and all that was done and we were so sick of praying to make quota, not when rushees were present). It lists the only other three sororities we had at our school, and I'm sure you could substitute any you have at yours. We all got down on our knees, hands flat on the floor, and beat a steady rhythm to the chanting, which starts at a whisper.

Damn damn damn the A-Chi-Os
To hell with the TriDelts too
To the Zetas and the rest
'Cause we know we are the best
We are the high and mighty chapter of Phi Mu

You keep repeating it, and each time you get faster and louder until you're screaming and beating the floor.

It's a great stress reliever, and as long as your windows are closed, no one outside can tell what you're saying.

we sing "I wanna Man" at Rho Delta! I am curious about the "Cause the Phi Mus Do" one though...

This is "Cause the Phi Mu's do..."
When at the bar a campus smoothie
asks me to drink some boozie....
But I say I won't chh chh chh
Cause the Phi Mus don't chh chh chh
When at the door a guy makes passes
I simply put on my glasses
And say I won't chh chh chh
Cause the Phi Mus don't chh chh chh
The world's gone mad today,
wrong is right today
black is white today
Still the Phi Mus say, "keep the upright way."
Well, thank you for the information
(I don't remember this line... maybe 'and take it into consideration')
And say, cause the Phi Mus do...
Do what? What do they do?
Everybody!!!
They go to parties with the Lambda Chis
They go to formals with Phi Tau
The go to old south balls with KAs
They go to Susies with the Pi KA's
They go to derbys with the Football players,
They go to dinner with the PHA's
She's loved by all fraternities,
She's an all fraternity girl.

We also have crash bash, but I cannot post that on here... but if you want the words, you can PM me.