If you see me walking down the street PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT ASK ME WHY I AM NOT SMILIN

FOOL I LIVE IN NEW YORK! WHO DO YOU KNOW IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WHO GOES AROUND THIS CITY SMILIN?

And when I ASK you that question after your DUM ASS QUESTION, DON'T front like YOU go around smilin cause that is NOT cute and makes me doubt your truthfulness OR your sanity.

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You ladies must be getting these men from the outhouse. It's call home training and respect for the beautiful women. I see a lot of my brothers are missing it. For all the sorry azz men out there ladies, I apologize. I’m only one MAN.

LOL...this stuff is funny. None of my partners act like this (at least none that I know of). And it's a good thing because they would get straight schooled not only by the woman but by the rest of us as well.

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Most of this comes from ONE ex-boyfriend...

1. Do not come to my house and complain about my food! Especially if you didn't bring any when you came in! If you don't like it, don't eat it (more for me), or TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER!

2. If you knew me for a while before we started our relationship, DO NOT expect me to change!

3. Don't complain about my clothes or my hair unless you are paying for it on a regular basis!

4. If you are living with your momma, do not complain that my apartment doesn't have this or that!!

5. Telling me of all of the similarities between me and your mommy almost everytime I do something is CREEPY!

6. If you have to ask, then I didn't get mine!!

7. When you say we are going to do something together (or that you are going to do something), don't let months go by before it happens.

8. If you don't say 'excuse me' after you fart, don't think I didn't notice...and don't keep doing it!!

9. Check your breath from time to time!

10. Swallowing my face and slobbering all over me is NOT the same as kissing!!

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QUOTABLE OF THE YEAR.