Good Times, Cool Beans, and Look at You are my catch phrases.

i say dude a lot....and i say that just about everything is wonderfully fantastic

Things I Say
 

This stuff I find my self saying a lot at work

It's their world,I'm just in it

Don't hate the player,hate the game

pixie dust- As in "You know I turn into pixie dust at 4pm." (translation- It's 4pm and i'm gone)

Stick a fork in me,I'm done

"Son of a crack whore"

I've realized I'm using the phrase "not a fan of" a LOT lately - as in "I'm not really a fan of law school so far."

I say these constantly:
* I know this
* Not so much
* You like it? (in a sarcastic but funny tone)

"Can I please tell you..."
"Um, do ya THINK that's an okay thing to do?"
----i.e. walking behind a woman in seriously agitated Spandex
"Sparky"
----i call everyone Sparky
"Yeah... no."
----used to negate something said by a stupid boy, when a long explanation isn't necessary... i.e. ex-boyfriend invites you home for the weekend- "Yeah, no." pretty much sums it up

My favorite:

"That's an Andy Resnick!"
----used when you encounter something that LOKS really good but then you find out it's really bad (named after this boy who has hooked up with half my sorority...he's completely hot but absolutely HORRIBLE at making out/hooking up)

I tend to say these a lot-


"whatever"

"Their lying, I didn't touch her"

"Thats not a little voice in your head, thats me speaking"

"The only difference between a Girlfriend and the booty call girl is this: Sex 4 times a day or sex 4 times a week, Constant headaches or few conversations. You have to sacrifice one for the other."

"Damn, I had to drop another class"

"Stop being such a Vagina"

"We're having an after party"---My late nights are nortorious for being the place to go.

This next one is a Gainesville joke-----"The only girls that look hot in this town are Sorority girls and Coke heads, both are very expensive." *note*---Don't take this as offensvie ladies, it's a Gainesville thing.



All the other things I say often have already been mentioned.......

"Let me just tell you..."

"Whateva"
"Dude......"
Friggin

Hmm......what else...I call my boyfriend a "vag" a lot in my less than classy moments.....

"Stunt cock!" - said when something is in need of
substitutioin <----Hahahaah...Orgasmo? I stole starting my sentences with "I don't mean to sound like a queer or nothin'...." from that movie. I also have random bursts of screaming "Getty Lee"

I love Orgazmo! Other wonderful lines from that movie include "I am Sancho," "I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but..." and, "Jesus and I love you!"

Others I missed, not used as frequently, but still funny:

• Oooh, shiny!
• Ferret shock describes a sensory overload.
• Let me check my notes... Used when one is unsure of something.
• Hook up like trains was first said by a friend who is completely... well... just one of those people who should not know anything about sex, let alone talk about it. He was describing an argument between two people in class and gave the reason for the sudden tension between them: "Yeah, they hooked up. You know, like trains hook up?" He illustrated his point by making a circle with his left hand and poking his right index finger into it. There really was no need for the visual aid... we got it.
• While I'm up and pregnant. This one comes from a friend of mine's mother. The house was full of kids and she was 8 months pregnant. She got up and one of the kids asked her to get him a soda from the fridge. She said, "Sure, while I'm up and pregnant." So now, if somebody is running into the kitchen and you want him to grab you a glass of water, you say, "Hey, while you're up and pregnant..."
• So... how 'bout them Mets? Used when the topic is sex and someone gets too descriptive. Means, "TMI and change the subject!"
• Twitterpated describes that giddy, butterflies-in-the-stomach, thirteen-year-old, can't-keep-my-mind-off-him state that ensues when you first meet somebody new and you're completely smitten. The word was invented by my big. Twitterpation has no remedy, nor can the symptoms be easily treated, but the condition usually runs its course in 7-10 days. It is not fatal, but it can cause major distraction.

PS: Can you tell I'm a Sluggy addict?

Phrases and words I tend to use:
*random*
*scandalous*
*y'all*(a little something I picked up in school down south which my friends up here make fun of me for)
*That was friggin awesome!*

"Damn dirty hippies!"- We have alot of greek-hating hippies at our school

"Hell to tha naw!"

"Whoa there, Chachi"

"Word on the street is..."- When you get some second-hand knowledge

"Ach, Dammit!"

"Uggghhhh, right"- When you really hate doing something

"F**k the dumb s**t"

"Don't be that guy"

"let's not, and say we did"

"Put the rush faces on"- After a night of drinking we have to put on non-hangover/exhausted faces for morning philanthropy days and rush events

keep the orgazmo! alive!
 

"smells like dammit" (why does my truck smell like dammit? or
oh god, it smells like dammit in here.)

*"cowboy up"