DeltaAlum, thanks for the interpretation for some of the none understanding!!!!:D

Did you get some of the others that I had on?

Thank goodness my help is supposed to be back Thur. Damn, the doorbell rang a half hour after I got home and when I answered the door and found my ass outside finally catching up to me!:(

Scariness!
 

Ok wanna talk about wierdos...man oh man, do I have some stories!!! For some reason it seems like every guy in Omaha, NE is just completely whacked in the head....for instance, there was the guy freshman year who gave me a black eye....no bueno! And then....senior year I met a guy, liked him a lot, went on a few dates, only to find out that he KILLED SOMEONE!!! Somehow he got off on a self defense plea....but if you hear the entire story, ti really isn't self defense I don't think....!!! Anyway, those are just some examples of weirdos I have met.....some just be glad you haven't run in to that yet lol. :D :rolleyes:

Don't worry Amy. You will meet some one you like just smile and say hi and that will make guys not afraid to talk to you. :)

Yeah i use to think my sign said "Freaks Weirdos and Losers wanted here!!!" but now my sign for the last year has said "Taken by a good man so back off" its still doesn't help the freaks losers and weirdos still try!!

Airport story....kinda long!!!
 

Ok this is a little random, but I read a post on this thread about meeting people in the airport. Yea, I actually did that. When I was flying to Dallas for spring break to see *NSYNC (yay!) I had to fly out of the KCI airport, since Columbia is a small hick town with no airport. So there I am, five hours early for my flight, b/c mommy SAID I had to be there that early. (Right, whatever!:rolleyes: ) Anyway, so there I am at gate 17A, reading my chem book and listening to some NSYNC. Then these two nasty scary guys start hitting on me, eww! Well I didn't know but there was a boy on the other side of the little lounge, he saw this whole exchange and came up to me, acted like he knew me and got me away from the guys. CHEESY I know, but it seemed like fate! This boy was my definition of what I thought a good looking guy should be. Tall (6'4"), dark hair, LIGHT green eyes, and tan. Oh yum! And he was SO sweet! Couldn't believe my luck. So he and I sit down to chat, b/c he was at Gate 17B flying to Cali. Hmmm yea still seems like fate! Anyway so we sit and chat because he is there five hours early as well! He goes to KU, is a Lambda Chi, and just seems like an all around good guy. He gives me his number, doesn't ask for mine, and we part ways. Well when I get home from Dallas I get up the guts to call him. He remembers me and we start talking everyday. The guy was just adorable, when he said he'd call he REALLY WOULD! He'd know it was me when I called, just cute little things. And man, we had some crazy stuff in common. We both had the same car, same year, just diff. colors, we both wanted Living On A Prayer to be the first song played at our weddings, our moms had the same kind of cancer when we were both 6, among other things. And I mean normally I would have told a guy stuff and he'd be like "oh me too!" But no, this guy would say something about the song, or the car, or this or that and freakily (is that a word?!) enough it'd be the SAME as mine. So he and I go on like this for a few months. On Easter weekend he drives from freaking Wichita to eat lunch with me in KC when I was on my way back to school. Man, anyway, of course this fairytale comes to an end. We ended up fighting, he told me he'd been dating a girl the entire time he and I had been dating. Uggh, anyway, so I still don't really have a REASON as to why he just up and started hating me one day, but anyway! Point of the story, the airport is a totally cool place to meet someone!! :D

Re: Scariness!
 

Those aren't weirdos; they're psychos!:eek: :eek:

My worst was at an exchange; we had rented out a bar and I was talking and flirting with this cute guy. We talked, and flirted, and talked, and flirted, and everything was going great until he BIT MY SHOULDER!!!

When I flipped out, he said, "What, you don't think its sexy???":rolleyes:

Oh There's MORE...

12:16AM

Amy I know the last time I called you you thought it was a booty call, it wasn't, unless you want it to be...

My name is LOSER BOY FROM HELL, the real live Ken Doll, cmon cmon baby doll, i met you in the red rock, you made me hard as a rock, you put me in shock, cmon let's hang out, have a few drinks and go dancing and see where the night takes us, its all about love and trust, you have a truly amazing bust.

(unintelligible part here.) Call my voice mail XXX-XXX-XXXX, you're expecting to find perfect men in LA, (yelling now) YOU'RE DREAMING AMY, DREAMING! XXX-XXX-XXXX. If you're looking for that go back to the midwest, that's where, I mean you're here in LA, if its a booty call or not, you want to feel good, you want to feel, i want to feel those breasts, you want to have a good time, so call me back at XXX-XXX-XXXX.


WTF???

Seriously people, I F&%^$^%# give up.

Go back to the midwest? I'm not even from there. lol That's how LITTLE he knows about me. He's lived here for 9 months, I've lived here for 15 years. But, whatever.

There's more, ANOTHER story of ANOTHER loser guy too, I just don't feel like typing it out right now.

ROFLMAO!!! You can't be serious. That is the funniest thing I have heard all week. Does dude seriously think you'd find that appealing???

PLEASE tell us the other story!!! I'm dying to hear it!

What, you don't find that appealing? Oooh baby, give me his number! j/k :p lol, that was seriously funny, though.

Dont leave us hanging. Give us the details of loser #2.

I don't find it funny anymore. Its the 4th time I've gotten a message like that from him after midnight. :(

OK, as soon as I finish my article deadline (i still need a SUBJECT for it!) I'll post the RETURN OF THE PEDOPHILE story. Sigh...

I think a good subject for your article could be freaky assed guys who leave weird phone messages. Write what ya know. Anyway, post his number, I want to leave him a message. ;)

Ah If Only I could write about that. :) No, I've recently been switched from Movie beat (which I am passionate about) to Music beat (don't get me wrong I love music, its just I pretty much only listen to Dave Matthews and have been told I can only write ONE DMB article)... I haven't gotten in the habit of paying attention to the music industry like I do films, so I find coming up with a non-DMB subject difficult. :)

Amy,

I almost fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard! Sorry the annoying guy is leaving you those messages. You should block his number so that he can't call you any more.

Can't wait to hear the story of the return of the pedophile!

Hope your article is going well. I just got the complaint from hell out the door to be filed. I think I could have redrafted it 10 more times before feeling comfortable with it, but it is GONE! YEAH!