Wasn't that Weird Al's version? LOL :p

South Park Theme Song
 

I'm goin' down to South Park gonna have myself a time,
(Kyle + Stan) Friendly faces everwhere humble folks without temptation,
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind,
(Cartman) Ample Parking Day or Night, people spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor"
I'm headin' down to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind,
(Kenny) I like girls with big vaginas, I like girls with big fat titties
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine.

Showing my age but who could forget the INFAMOUS misses on "Louie, Louie" I refuse to print what we all THOUGHT they were singing! Below are the actual lyrics as written by R. Berry in 1955:

Louie Louie, me gotta go
Louie Louie, me gotta go
Fine little girl she waits for me
Me catch the ship for cross the sea
Me sail the ship all alone
Me never thinks me make it home
(chorus)
Three nights and days me sail the sea
Me think of girl constantly
On the ship I dream she there
I smell the rose in her hair
(chorus, guitar solo)
Me see Jamaica moon above
It won't be long, me see my love
I take her in my arms and then
Me tell her I never leave again.

College versionNO MORE LOUIE LOUIE
Well, I got a little letter from the dean of student life today,
He was banning rock and roll and he was tellin me the song I can't play!
No more Louie, Louie, cause it makes the stadium sway!

When your jumpin up and down you know it makes some people afraid,
And insurance won't cover any damage when the stands all decay!
So no more Loule Louie cause it makes the stadium sway!

Engineering studies hasn't spotted any warnings and they've proven that the stadium's safe!
It's designed like a diving board that bends but it just doesn't break!
But no more Louie Louie cause it makes the stadium sway!

So if you wanna dance in the stands you can find some other place!
Only by rocking to the music and the songs we can play,
But no more Louie Louie cause it makes the stadium sway!

No more Louie Louie, no more Louie Louie, no more Louie Louie,
No more Louie Louie, no more Louie Louie, it makes the stadium sway!
Wooo!

If you read this far you obviously have a "lyric fetish" so here you go. http://www.xs4all.nl/~tdg/lyrics.html#1

Prince's "controversy" sounds like something entirely different! :eek:

Pledge of Allegiance
 

All through grade school I thought for which it stands was for WIDJIT stands.... What a widget was I always wandered. I think it's something from croquet.

"There's a bathroom on the right"-----Yep, that's what I thought too! LOL

Herman's Hermits
Mrs Brown you've got a lovely daughter, girls as sharp as her are something rare...

My interpretation-Mrs. Brown you've got a lovely daughter. Go to shop with her for something red!

When Johnny Rivers sang "I've got one little hangup baby" from Poor Side of Town I was in college when I realized hangup was a psych reference. I thought the guy was so poor he didn't even have a closet! (Now THAT's DUMB)

Re: South Park Theme Song
 

Is it just me or did they change the Kenny line?
In the last season or so that part of the song sounds slightly different and I can't make it out anymore. I was kinda wondering if they knew everyone had figured out what he was saying so they'd gone for something else.
Might be my imagination though....

Re: Re: South Park Theme Song
 

They Changed it. Kenny died, for good. They repleaced his line with "Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy, Living a Lie, Timmy" First Butters took Kenny's place as the new best friend but he sucked. Now Tweak is their new best friend.

Okay, as several of you I'm sure have read Angela's Ashes, Frank McCourts brother whom he mentions time and again, Malachy, wrote a book and titled it "A Monk Swimming." He had misunderstood the Hail Mary as a child when it says "Amongst Women." There's also a great symbolic parallelism in that as well, however. Great Book!

Dave Matthews Band - "Crash (into me)"
 

the lyrics :
"hike up your skirt a little more, and show your world to me"


i heard :
"pack up your skirt, oh little boy, and show your world to me"

Any Bone Thugs N Harmony song, especially Crossroads.

Most people I know just mumble sounds to make it sound like they know the lyrics.

Re: Re: Re: South Park Theme Song
 

I haven't watched in a while, so I need an update. So it turns out Timmy is living a lie? And, why did Butters suck?

Re: South Park Theme Song
 

Ha! I never was sure what Kenny was saying!

Any pre-document REM. Yep. And most people could never make out the words to "It's the end of the world as we know it," but I never had problems with that.

Whoa!! Neither did I!!!!! Thanks Cream!