Louisiana - We don't claim any part of the state north of I-10

Tennessee - Our interstate highway system was designed by a three year old.

Kentucky - Gas gets cheaper as the lotto goes up!

Ohio - Where old hippies go to die.

Arkansas - Clinton : our revenge for that "war of northern agression."

Arkansas - Property of Walmart, Inc.

Mississippi - Keeping the other southern states out of last place for over 150 years!

Texas - Where men are men and cows are nervous!

Texas - Only thing bigger than our state is our women's hair.


and some city ones:
New Orleans -Keeping "Girls Gone Wild" in buisness for over 200 years.

Branson MO - It's like if Ned Flanders ran Vegas!

Memphis TN - Beale Street is a lot like Burbon Street... really!

ROFL!!

I hate Branson, its such a tacky little town. :p

Arizona - "but it's a dry heat!!"


In case you haven't heard . Tucson hit 100 yesterday.

as a resident of new jersey, i agree that this is so, so, so true.

California--We're not going to fall into the ocean, really...

South Carolina's should be

"I wish all these damn yankees would go home"

Maryland: We're more than "the wire"

i actually have to explain to people that (1) there are other cities in maryland besides baltimore, and that there are *gasp* NICE neigborhoods throughout.

This one is courtesy of one of my IU journalism professors:

Indiana - Bring Something To Do

USCTKE, I'm pretty sure both Carolinas and GA could all have an honest motto regarding the influx of yankees.

I've always thought a certain Midwestern state's travel commission should use:

"Missouri loves company."

This makes no sense.

LOL! I like this one.

Indeed. My old roommate loves to quote Aunt Pitty-Pat from Gone With the Wind: "Yankees! In Georgia! How'd they ever get in?"

Absolutely true - although they'll have to fight Ohio & Illinois for that honor!

Let's not forget Washington, DC: Taxation Without Representation Is STILL Tyranny!

I used to love the bumper stickers in Washington State: Don't Californicate Washington!

I know, I'm gonna move to Birmingham I think. I'll probably get a solid 15-20 years out of that until they find me again.