Animal House was based on a series of stories that appeared in National Lampoon magazine. The guy who wrote them was an Alpha Delta Phi (now Alpha Delta) at Dartmouth.

So... who's going to write one? I know that there are immensely talented people here on GC.

I remember in the past someone suggested it. They kind of suggested an anthology of GC people's experiences (obviously not secret rituals and suchlike). That person got mercilessly flamed. Her name was Kelly.