Re: 18 Clues to Calling It a Night
 

My friend sent me that original list plus:

You show your friends that girls can pee standing up if they really want to. :p

Re: 18 Clues to Calling It a Night
 

#5http://www.plauder-smilies.de/lach.gif

#6--Funny, I always thought that was PMS! :p

Re: 18 Clues to Calling It a Night
 

I went to a house party last weekend and everyone had to take their shoes off in the garage prior to entering the house. You can imagine that there were tons and tons of shoes all around the garage. Come 3:00 a.m., everyone was having trouble finding their shoes. Some people had forgotten where the heck they had put their shoes. Also, people had picked up shoes and put them on the other side as to make a rather tipsy person go crazy looking for their shoes. Others decided to take an extra pair home. Luckily I found my shoes undisturbed.

I have been guilty of #s 3, 4, 7 and 18.

Cream, I gotta tell ya, I have gone "standing up" on a few occasions. When you gotta go, you gotta go, especially when there is a looooong line. What's the big deal? :p

i had one friend that was particularly fond of saying (in a very drunken stupor, while standing on one foot and holding both of her hands up):

(a-hem) "I am a poinonous tree frog. I secrete poisonous fluids and will kill you all. " That was always fun... Or when she'd insist on singing the greek alphabet... She'd get to like Delta and all of a sudden would slur into something like "Alpha Beta Gamma Delta, epsilooooooooooooo woooo wooo, shoo pop, yea yea, do wop, a be bop..a playa hata ya ya ya" LOL That was always something to behold also...

#20-something: Kissing!!! I don't mean making out with everyone you come across, but I have a kissing complex when I'm.. Um...not right :D Hugs and kisses all around!!!

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3. You suddenly decide you want to kick someone's ass.

Oh yeah!! LOL!!! WOW! This is SO me. I get REALLY confrontational when I am drunk, lol. You know when you are in the club and it's packed...and really people can't help but bump you when they walk by. Well when I am drunk, I take it VERY personally if so much as the tip of an elbow comes in contact with any part of my body. "HEY! YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE THAT! I WILL PEG YO' ARSE WITH A PENNY IF YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN!"

16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.

Now this happens when I get HOME. And, this sucks the WORST!! Whose freakin' idea was it to put the toilet deat down on THIS night?? It is never down any other night!! LOL!

18. You're tired so you just sit on the floor (and why not!).

Of course! It's THERE isn't it?? I have never sat on the floor at the club, lol, but the floor at home looks oh so comfy when I get back.

:D

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3. You suddenly decide you want to kick someone's ass.

Oh boy...that one happened to me freshman year. Some drunk little hoochie at this party accidentally spilled her drink on me and didn't apologize. Instead of brushing it off, WHY did I have to take her on? I was doing sly things all of a sudden, like acting like I accidentally bumped into her and just happened to spill my punch on her bad dye job. The fights have happened to, but we're not going to go there.

4. In your last trip to pee you realize you now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess you were just four hours ago.

No comment...this has happened one time waaaaaaaaaay too many.

8. You've found a deeper side to the four-eyed nerd that lives next door.

This actually happened last weekend. I was at a friend's party, and had 4 Red Stripes in an hour. I was talking with him about stuff (I honestly think we discussed math) and he started caressing my arm in this totally creeped-out way. It didn't bother me at first, until he really started trying to make his move. Ewww...

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing becomes strangely overwhelming.

Can we say, pictures? :eek:

12. You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the cigarettes you've smoked, because (as you've mentioned like 10x's by now) you only smoke when you drink.

Not only do I do this, but my junior-year suitemate, who I love with all of my heart, did this EVERY weekend last year! It was a hoot.

18. You're tired so you just sit on the floor (and why not!).
Yeah, or lay on the tile floors, which are always soooooo cold!

When I feel like I'm being a jack ass I go home. I don't want that reputation. Usually I'll call it a night when the window seems like a better than the door because its closer. Or if the dirty spot on the steps looks inviting.

I'm a NOTORIOUSLY friendly drunk. I love EVERYONE. Like you said, it's hugs and kisses ALL around. :) I'm also a drunken lap-sitter. Anyone's fair game.

how about:

#21: Slurring, you cut off everyone in the room right before you trip and spill your drink all over yourself. And half the people in the room. :)

#22: You decide to take that ottoman of yours for a ride down the hall and completely wipe out but get right back up and do it again.

#23: You start playing "I never."

There are also 5 stages of "I never" that I've noticed. Correct me if I'm wrong, but:

1) Innocent questions, ie. "I've never gone skiing."

2) Not-so-innocent questions, ie. "I've never done it in public."

3) Screw-your-neighbor questions, ie. "I've never done it in public with that guy in 304 next to the fountain while my professor was watching, (insert friend's name here)!!" You can also point at your friend, who is now giving you an evil look, just in case anyone else missed the reference.

4) Sharing questions, ie. "I never made out with my boss's 43 year old brother on his desk while talking to my mom on speakerphone." You're the only one drinking, and this can occur whether it's your turn or not.

5) The utmost level of "I never" drunkenness or the, "I really didn't do all that stuff I said I did last night, but I was so drunk, I didn't know what you were saying but I still wanted to play so I just kept drinking" stage.

Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything... :cool:

Whoo. I SO needed some clues to calling it a night last night after we lost, lol.

lol:p

Wow, I'm guilty of half of those...:eek"

I just sent the list out to my sorority sisters. I'm sure some of them will get a pretty good laugh out of some of them!

Me:
#1, 3, 7, 8, 10, 12, 13, 17, 18

My husband:
#11, 17

Friends:
#1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 10, 12, 16, 17, 18

when you are desperet for someone to IM. :confused:

When you challenge someone to wrestleing match.