I don't know what the "THING" was, but I assume it didn't work. My guess is that the PNM was released, but knows exactly why -- she is just too awesome for any sorority. They all knew it. Even the tippy-top top tier house knew they could never be what she deserved. She decided to start her own sorority and called it Mu Mu Iota -- Me, Myself and I. It's not recognized by the school, of course, and she's the only member...which is why she's so busy with presidential duties even though she just pledged herself. Some girls really are a sorority all unto themselves and I think she's that rare and perfect PNM who qualifies. What a loss to all the houses. :( Anyway, just my two cents on why she hasn't been back to update us.

If I'm wrong, though, I hope she'll come back and give us the scoop about that THING.

I think you are probably right on, greekdee.

Based on her signature, OP is an SDT alumna. I'm guessing she's busy with real life. ;)

Why is this thread in the recruitment forum when it is clearly a parody? It should be moved to ChitChat.

But didn't she say she was busy as president of her new sorority? It's obvious the story is finished ... not getting what she wanted, she formed her own sorority, named herself president, and is waiting for other women to join her. She can wait; they'll come 'round.

You hit the nail on the head, GreekDee! Perfect ending!

Here's an ending I prefer, but the writer would NEVER post:

She dropped out of rush and spent the next week being a huge bitch to everyone. But as her friends went about their lives in their mediocre sororities, she realized she was really missing out. She noticed the Fuglies around campus and found herself more and more saying to herself that they weren't so bad after all. She decided to suck it up and contact the rush chairman of the Fuglies. It turns out the Fuglies had had a fantastic rush, and while they were still doing come COB to get themselves up to total, no they were not interested in offering her a bid.

By the time the next semester has come along and she got good but not outstanding grades and joined some clubs but found herself NEVER getting elected into leadership positions, she became less full of herself, and a little more in tune with whether people liked her or not. She decided to informal rush and asked her mother's friends in as many sororities as she could find to please write a recommendation for her. She really wanted to join a sorority and she really appreciated their support.

Going into rush with a new attitude, it turned out she really liked the Awkwards, and there was a sorority she didn't even remember during fall rush, the Whos? They were a middle chapter on campus, but they were really sweet girl and they talked a lot about leadership and she thought she could really make a splash in this chapter if she worked at it. She knew they had made quota in the fall and were only short of total by a few, so she was really worried they wouldn't pledge her.

(Now, we have 2 ways to go, so here's ending #1)
During rush parties the Awkwards and the Whos had, she really laid it out on the line. She said she had really enjoyed herself during informal and she was really looking forward to joining a sisterhood. Unfortunately, the members asked around to their friends in other chapters, and decided that no way in hell were they going to give this beyotch a chance. She spent the rest of school bitter and surrounded only by the kind of mousy girls who think bitchy=strong=popular and a boyfriend who had no life except to please her, even when it meant being completely emasculated in public. 2 weeks before graduation he dumped her and started dating the president of the Fuglies, now the hottest sorority on campus.

(#2)During rush parties the Awkwards and the Whos had, she really laid it out on the line. She said she had really enjoyed herself during informal and she was really looking forward to joining a sisterhood. The sisters of both sororities knew how she had been during formal rush, but the Whos decided to take a chance on her. It seemed like she'd really come around and it was a risk, but they thought she could become a valuable member with some training. Over the rest of her college career she became a nice girl (I've actually seen this happen). She never made it to president, but she held a variety of leadership roles in the chapter. They were still a mid-level chapter, but she had to admit she couldn't imagine herself anywhere else. She had gotten to know some of the Awesomes over time, and seriously, who did they think they were?

~ Fin

I like this DubaiSis! I would hope for ending number two, I really would. Sometimes people need a year of college to grow up and benefit from a reality check. I'm a big believer in second chances, and if someone can be honest about their issues, humble themselves and make positive changes, then they deserve another shot. I realize this is a parody thread, but you presented two realistic outcomes. And as for someone becoming nicer after joining a sorority, I've seen it too -- the hard have been softened, the cold have been warmed and the self-centered have looked past themselves. I would like to think that every PNM who screws up her first recruitment, but sees the mistakes and corrects them, would not be branded by the first attempt and later be given an opportunity.

I still want to know what that THING was, though.

Gack I'm so sorry guys! I've been so busy lately and forgot to come back and finish this :D

Working on it now...

Then there's that other THING ...

I knew you had started your own sorority, and really, what else could you do? Congrats on the self-bid! It sounds like you have found the perfect fit and best place for YOU!!!

Love it and love you! You totally rock, but then, you knew that already didn't you? Congrats on your bid!!! Would love to see some Bid Day pics when you get the chance! :)

Psi Upsilon would like a word with you.