Dr. Phil. He'd sit on Dr. Oz.

Flying Monkeys vs. Oompa Loompas.

Even Flying Monkeys think Oompa Loompas are creepy and frightening. I'm handing this one to the Oompas.

Backstreet Boys vs. N*Sync. Then or now.

N*Sync.

One Direction vs. NKOTB

NKOTB hands down!

Kristen Wiig or Tina Fey?

Oh tough call.....

Kristen Wiig




Rebel Wilson v. Carnie Wilson

Carnie will just eat anyone that gets in her way.

Chris Rock vs Chris Tucker

Chris Rock. Chris Tucker is just a Chris Rock knock-off.

Cheney vs. Biden

Cheney. He'll just shoot Biden.

Elmo vs. Cookie Monster

Cookie monster hands down

Zombie from walking dead vs zombie from resident evil (no zombie bosses, just the regular zombies)

Walking dead zombie
Bert vs. Ernie

Bert has all the armies of chickens on his side. Ernie had better be a light sleeper.

Sofia Vergara's boobs vs Salma Hayek's boobs

Sofia Vergara's boobs.


JK Rowling vs Stephenie Meyer

I'm going with J.K. She could use her imagination to distract Stephenie and get a low blow in.

Hannibal Lecter vs. John Doe (Seven) (they were my thesis topics)

Hannibal the cannibal.

Dane Cook vs Christopher Titus