The BCS system. Please, make it go away, lol.

I hate those kind of people!!!!!

Yes and its been really good intense sex . . but you really need to tell me where you got all those wonderful toys! :D

*people that pick up a shirt that is neatly folded decides they like it so they look for an XL(of course) and they after trying it on puts it back by throwing it on top of the table:mad: aggghhhh!!!!!

* people that are hypocritical

and of course people that can't pronounce my last name...for anyone who is reading my name and tries to pronounce there is NO i repeat NO n or k in the middle of my name(it is crawshaw not crankshaw or cranshaw):confused:

LOL - not you silly James...a guy James I have known for 5 years!

People who can't pronounce my first name (i have a fairly common last name, but this old family first name...no wonder my great-aunt, who was a very cool lady from what I understand, went by her middle name).

people (mostly senior citizens) who come up to me at the reference desk and ask me for health books and THEN proceed to tell me about all their health problems. I have to stop them. I get grossed out so easily I can't even watch ER.

Cameron Diaz...will someone PLEASE get that girl a cheesecake

People who abuse their internet priviledges at the library

toothpicks and suckers when they're hanging out of the mouths of people I have to talk to.

people who ignore me at my ref desk...I know I look about 19, but I DID go to grad school, I'm not sitting here because I look pretty.

GET GONE!! BEAT IT!! SCRAM!! SCAT!!
 

1. BILL COLLECTORS

2. PEOPLE who show up unavailable on Caller ID -- you have an unavailable number then I am unavailable to talk to you.

3. SALLIE MAE

4. PEOPLE WHO CANNOT PRONOUNCE MY LAST NAME!!

5. THE FOLKS who comment on the length of my nails, the folks who don't believe they are mine, the mofos who ask me how do i do anything with my nails. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

6. Fair Weather Folks

7. People who call me out of my name

8. some of my students' parents

9. people who constantly tell me "You've Gained Weight!!" :mad: :mad:

10. people who love to floss and bling bling!!

11 PEople who are always late.

People who mispronounce my last name and cant get it right.

Hey, you MUST know my last boss! She would wear that isht to the office. One day she bent over in front of me and I have been blind ever since.....

Thank GOD THAT I QUIT!

Other people I can't stand:

My ex-friend who I stopped chilling with, who continues to use or manufacture EVERY OPPORTUNITY to drag me back into her little soap opera of a life

The guy she hooked up with who only kicked it to her after I dissed him, and proceeded to pass her around to all his friends.

The guy I had the crush on freshman year. Why? Why? Why?

Excuse my french "Kiss A$$'s" need to go far far far away. You know the ones in class or at work. The ones that do everything for the boss from babysiting their bad A$$ kids to picking up their laundry or whatever. Those people :mad:
(sorry had a long long long day at work, so it was fresh on my mind )

My name is spelled D I A N A. So when people see my name written and they call me DIANE, that kills me , not that DIANE isn't a pretty name or anything, but it's not mine.

People who are constantly late, so you have to wait for them or can't do anything until those people arrive , That kills me.

People who smack and pop their guy every two seconds and chew like a cow. You know the people , your having a conversation with them, and they are constantly chewing spitting and poping. Ohhhhh grrrrr!!!!
DGPhoney~

You too?

*People who complain about everything, especially at work. Last time, it was the guests bitching. Tonight it was the servers. :mad:

My mother-in-law loves nothing more than relating her and her family's physical ailments to anyone within earshot! Example:

Me: How come (my husband's younger brother) couldn't come to brunch?
MiL: He has a cold
Me: nods
MiL: He has green and yellow phlegm coming from his nose
Me: :eek:

or

Me: I'm sorry you're going into the hospital; do you expect to take much time off work:
MiL: I'm not sure, I expect I will be off awhile
Me: Oh
MiL: The doctors will be packing my vagina with cotton, you know.
Me: :eek: :eek:

or

MiL: I got a precancerous growth removed; let me show you the scar.
Me: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Kilarney-She's a walking mother-in-law joke! Poor thing-I KNOW you listen (and smile too!)

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LOL, the only one I want to know about is my own but that is hilarious.

Yeah, that happened one time to me and I emphatically told the customer that NO ONE snaps at me and gets away with it except my mother, and she's not even dumb enough to try it.