I kicked a gangsta

I raped a teletubby. Uncomfortable.

Psi U MC Vito, you were born one day after I was.

poor frosty :D

I stabbed my snowman.

Great, the ghost of Burl Ives is now going to haunt me, now that he knows one of his brothers stabbed a snowman.

move over.

I jumped a bag of weed.

:confused:

Da fuq?


I kicked a Teletubby.

(Betchur ass I would, too!)

I kissed Chris Brown.

Goddammit.

Those bruises I have from that little incident I had with a law dictionary and a high shelf might start to look bit suspect...

Damn it I almost cracked up 5 feet from my prof.

Me too, what does that actually mean?

I kicked yo momma!

At least it makes sense but I wonder who's momma.

Maybe they're referring to taking a hammer and literally banging the condom. Though the much sicker part of my mind thinks something that I don't feel like I can post on this forum. All I will say is I get how the guy would do it, but I'm lost as to how it would apply to a female.

Please enlighten me.

How could a guy bang (have sex with) a condom?

I smoked with a condom. Apparently I'm dumb. :rolleyes:

Two old women are smoking walking down the street when it begins to rain. The first woman takes out a condom, cuts off the end, and puts it over her cigarette. The second woman asked her what it was and the first woman said, "It's a condom, you can get them at just about any gas station, and they work great for keeping your cigarette dry in the rain." So a little while later the second old woman walked into a gas station and said she needs a condom, the clerk asked her what size and she says, "Just one big enough to fit a Camel."

My kids have, on occasion, taken to saying "yo momma" lines at the dinner table, jokingly insulting each other. I cough and clear my throat loudly when this occurs, and blink a lot. It's pretty damn funny...lol (only because I know they are joking around and the first time, when they realized they were both insulting me, we all cracked up).