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Dear Santa,

I know it's kind of early to be asking for presents. But this is really important.

You see, Santa, it's kind of chilly(alright it's downright cold in Dallas right now) . So I was kind of hoping if you could send me a coat,gloves,a scraf,and a new set of tires. If you could also find it in your heart to send me my rent money before Saturday,I would be forever grateful.

Thanks for listening. Say hi to the Mrs Claus and the elves for me.

love,

prospectiverushee

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It is really cold in Austin too and to think it was 80 degrees 2 days ago-I can't handle these extreme temperature changes. No snow though-I wish I could see snow-Santa can you bring snow to Austin?

Dear Santa,
I have been a very good girl this year, so naturally I have a very long wish list. I really would like:

~a date with Cute Organic Chem Boy, who I run into (literally!:eek: ) almost every day
~a new peacoat (gray) with matching scarf/hat/purse
~a new leather jacket and gloves
~a 4.0 GPA, although it shouldn't be too much trouble because I've been setting up the grades to make it easy for you :)
~a tango partner who can dance with me without breaking my toes (or just give me Matt back!)
~for all of my sisters and all the ladies on greekchat.com to get their heart's desire for Christmas!

Dear Santa,
I don't want to be pushy or obnoxious, but these are the things I would like this year since I can't buy them for myself because I am broke and in a dead-end-crappy-job-with-incoppetant-jerks.

1. A new better paying job closer to my apartment.
2. A new car, anything really is fine as long as its used (preferably black or silver)
3. To find my lost diamond earing my boyfriend got me to majically appear before i have to tell him.
4. CASH ($100,000 would be great! I'll settle for $50,000 if need be)
5. For all my debt to go away
6. Good Leather pants (i'm not a slut, i just want leather pants!)
7. A free trip to somewhere tropical and warm in a 5 star hotel for more then a week.
8. A day at the spa
9. A shopping spree once a month
10. To be able to buy my boyfriend all the presents he wants too.
Thanks!
Maggie

Well, here's the list:

1. A cute, cool girl
2. A 1961 Corvette (red)
3. Yankees season tickets
4. A keg of Guinness/bottle of Gentleman Jack
5. A new badge (my other one broke, now I want a really nice one)
6. A 4.0 this year

Not too too bad, we'll see what happens.

1. Mrs. Claus

Really? Woudn't she be a little old for you? What if she likes to wear grandma panties?

Damn, good point about the granny panties.. I will have to have Santa set her up with a thong.

I like older women..




and younger women.....





and women that are my age....

EWWWWW Mrs. Claus in a thong. That is an image I did not need.

Better than granny panties!!!

I bet she is a freak!! All alone while Santa is working in the shop with those Elfs(who knows whats going on there!!:eek: :eek: ). Besides, I heard she was only 31....

31 in dog years-lets see that would make her about 200 years old in human years.

How about in squirrel years???

Not sure about that one-maybe 600 years old?-you said you like older women, now that's old!

Crap, my limit is 500 squirrel years.... Maybe they have a daughter thats in the 150-300 range.....

Hey Beef....
Can you please explain your signature? :confused: