Thing is, they're tired of trying to find arguments. And I kind of get that. They don't want to be found not guilty, they want the charges dropped and never brought on anyone else again. (to use a metaphor since AFAIK no charges.)

Someone sporting me my own wing is waaaaaay more of a commitment than "consecutive nights in the same bed." Sometimes, all CNITSB means is...two horny people with each other's phone number.

The Story of Joseph Smith (South Park)

Magic Underwear

Realistically not a lot more crazy then a guy getting hung on a cross and coming back to life because he was really the son of God but he was ALSO God. ALSO.