Why were you calling me a perp, Phi? Where did you pledge?

The same place you pledged.

You rolled at Gamma Phi? What year? You know Philly Phil?

Philly Phil is my LB. Notice the "Phil." Tell him I said wassup.

Still smackin hoes and punchin negros nose in 2011. Holla.

Hahaha that's wassup. What was your Number so I can let him know?

Perp Manual:

LB = line brother = same line

I meant number. I changed my post. I'm not a perp, I know what LB means.

I dated a guy who named his best friend Boss Dog, sadly it was not a Basset Hound.

Talk about a horrible place to date, Hazzard County. Really who were Daisy's options? Her cousins? HELL NO. Roscoe is a creeper, Boss Hogg may be rich but he's gross inside and out (though short life expectancy), Enos & Cletus aka Tweedle Dumb & Tweedle Dumber. Really Cooter was the best option as he had a real job as a mechanic and owned the only garage in a county where insurance rates must have been sky high, and he ended up a Congressman! Obviously if Waylon Jennings wasn't just the narrator, he'd be a great choice

Crazy Cooter is the most eligible bachelor in Hazzard County by far.

This has gone from mildly entertaining to womp womp.

DEAD

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For real, what was your number? Who said I was trying to entertain you? Are you a perp? You still haven't told me your number.

Do you know Bennie Bowers?
http://youtu.be/vXGhvoekY44