So, I asked him "How you e'en gon' be tryin' to be late wit some baby's chil' suppot an you in here with goocchie pants, fasacchie shirt, parada shoes and a rolek watch on?????"

then I remembered that I still had to get to class

since I am study to be a cosematologic, err, uhh, cosmephrology, dayum, girl i am gon do HUHR for a living. Today we are studying how to accentuate them no hair having chicks with hair weaves and stuh.

Just yestaday I had did dis girl's huhr in this bomb weave. It was green and yellow, and in the shape of a...

PYRAMID with waterfalls.. Crenipha said, "Guuuuuurl this is gon look good when I go visit Junior @ jail. You know that Alicia Keys' video, Fallin, giiiiirl that is me going to visit Junior's azzzz."

Fa reeeaallll, gurlll, I thoud thad had looket like you, oh my goodness, I am trippen off a dat, I love that song, Ima play that at my wedding girl, you know that I was in......

jail once, too. that mess ain't no joke, neither. I was in for . . .

cuttin my baby's daddy cause he was messin with my bestfriend's sister. I tried to warn that fool that I ain't no punk but he did not want to listen. I hid the box cutter............

Inside of my basket weave underneath some jollyranchers, you know how my aunties-baby-daddies-neighborsfriends goddaughter loves candy, so I just put them in my basketweave so they can just reach in it and gid some candies, wait what was I talkin bout gurl, oh yeah, so that ni&&a tried to act a fool so I cutted ed him wit my box cutter, I missed the first time but I was like Aaliyah gurl rest in peace Dust yourself of and try again and I did that's why I went to jail and stuff. Anyways girl now he's trying to take me on Judge Judy so he can....

try to get me fo all that money he paid gettin my car fixt. I told him that I wadn't gi'inem jack. It was a gif. So he said.........

...it was only a gif becah you TOD me you needed to get the pinto hooked up so you could take vondray-kanice to da doctor. THEN my boy gon tell me that vondray-kanice ain't even mines!!! you know judge judy gon tell u to give me the money back, so BINCH...

Get out der and make my money. In rain, sleet, or snow before I hafta put my....

foot up in yo' azz.

So, what could I do? I mean, what would you do if your son was at home, cryin' all mornin' on the bedroom floor, cuz he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money? I went out there and made that money, but I ain't let it make me. I let all my customers know that...

I wasn't carrying around no disease infested "twizzard" and so they betta suit up and get ready for me to.......