I sincerely apologize for the underlying homo-eroticism in my post. Trust me, you're not the first person to accuse me of being "gay" for a PNM.

During Bid Discussion, we often set ground-rules for discussion. One of the rules that always seems to make the board is "No dick-sucking". As you could imagine "dick-sucking" is any overly positive statement about a PNM (especially those about physical appearance and/or athletic ability).

Is there something I can do to prove to you I am a real (not gay) Fraternity guy at a real University?

PS: Everyone knows only girls are the only ones who make fake posts.

First of all, it was only one of the guy's real names...

And second of all, it's not like I did it on purpose. I got really into the story-telling, and I started posting the dude's real name. I tried nuking the thread, but it turns out I can't do that (or at least I don't know how to).

I figure the guy probably isn't going to check this forum ever, and even if he does, it will probably be so far in the future he probably won't care/won't be able to find it.

No, the same rules DO apply for sororities if the rushees in question are wishy washy or lame, which these two dudes are. The way he's described this pair I don't think either of them are worth it, even if it doesn't cause campus drama. It's not about OMG we will offend the other group, although at some campuses that would be a big deal. It's about the guys themselves. One of them can't go anywhere without holding onto his BFF's dick, and the other one is boo hooing and wants to quit because of his nickname. LAAAAAAAAAME

^Jesus Christ.

I think that's a little unnecessarily harsh. If you're at a school where greek life doesn't have much attention, there are several guys who go through recruitment just because their roommate/floormate/friend is going through and would be perfectly fine throughout college without going greek. From my impression, the friend was never "omg i'm going greek!" but rather "eh, if you go greek I probably will."

I do think people are being overly harsh to the OP. Reverse the situation and if it was a girl coming to GC asking for advice, I don't think people would be replying as harsh and would rather be singing Panhellenic kumbaya. We also wouldn't be saying her friend would be holding her BFF's clit, would we?

You're making an awfully big assumption based on a very limited set of facts. Note that I did say that this should only be attempted if the individual in question is worth having as a member. You nor I know that.

Yes we would. We'd probably say tit rather than clit, though (thinking of the logistics of that).

No shit. Every post in this forum, other than the song name game thread, is based on a very limited set of facts. From the way I read this, these two guys don't seem worth it. YMMV. I mean, this is kind of like making a pro and con list for a decision in a very sensible and factual manner, and the cons win out anyway because you know in your heart it's right. If he can read all this stuff and he STILL thinks these guys are worth it, then maybe they are. But if he's in rush-crush land, he probably needs to hear the opposing view.