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If you haven't already heard, there are plans in process to rebuild the statue...
might be a little more than 3 days this time around, given that the thunder and lightning continue. |
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I lost twice in this thread.
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lmfao at the soccer picture.
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The Trader's World anatomically correct horse rightly rules I-75 once again!
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I loved Big Butter Jesus with all my heart. 75 is never going to be the same. The new and improved BBJ that will rise from the ashes, (because, in his wisdom, Our Lord was fully insured) will never be able to capture the buttery goodness of the original.
When I first heard the song, "BBJ" on the radio I almost wrecked the car. Oleo Lord! Ditto on the anatomically correct stallion at Trader's World! He rules supreme..... for now. I love SW Ohio!! |
ok... I must admit... I am officially the only person who did not know about the Big Butter Jesus nickname until yesterday. Just heard the song for the first time today. That was fine, though, because I got to hear the updated version. lol
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oooo i haven't heard the updated version!
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In southern Ohio, just north of Cincinnati
I beheld a vision, next to the expressway. Was a 60 foot jesus, with his hands in the air looks like he’s carved out of butter, just like at the state fair. Big butter Jesus Sweet cream Jesus Oh country fresh Jesus Unsalted Jesus Oh Promise Jesus Imperial Jesus Can’t believe it’s not Jesus Oleo Lord. Well you see him from the chest up like he’s about to do a back flip, like he scored a touchdown or maybe melting or about to drown. Well I’ve been to the state fair seen a cow made out of corn cobs Garth Brooks made of string cheese and the virgin out of olives. Big butter Jesus Sweet cream Jesus Oh country fresh Jesus Unsalted Jesus Oh Promise Jesus Imperial Jesus Can’t believe it’s not Jesus Oleo Lord. Shipped in pieces on a flatbed staring backwards was his big head Driver stuck in traffic backups desperately avoiding eye contact Well don’t make no graven images. That’s one of the 10 commandments I hope the grading curve is kindly You get to heaven with a 90 Big butter Jesus Sweet cream Jesus Oh country fresh Jesus Unsalted Jesus Oh Promise Jesus Imperial Jesus Can’t believe it’s not Jesus Oleo Lord. Can’t believe it’s not Jesus, Oh spread the word. UPDATED VERSE – following the June 14, 2010 lightning strike that burned the statue to the ground. One night Big Butter got hit by lightning It burned to the frame wire like a giant grease fire Some blamed it on Satan, and boy, that would be frightening But I thought it was Jesus’ father who was in charge of lightning Extra crispy Jesus, Flaming shot Jesus Fireball Jesus Opa Jesus Charbroiled marshmallow Jesus Bananas foster Jesus I’m put out it’s not Jesus Charcoaly lord |
I didn't even know this existed!
This the funniest thing I've read/watched/heard in a year! I have tears running down my face! |
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They just announced on the news that Touchdown Jesus will be back! They are in the process of securing funds for a rebuild.
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Uhhh, the last time I checked, wasn't there a rule that said something about not worshiping or creating idols? You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. or You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.' Christian's are a funny lot. |
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