I laugh when I read the title. I don't think I can make it through the actual thread.

I dont know how I missed it either!! It's great!! :)

Geriatric Syndrome
While not an extreme psychosis, the GS Patient is a particularly stubborn breed who have delusions of living out their dream to become Greek well after traditional student years. This can manifest in many ways, including but not limited to, rushing with undergrads as a grad student, attempting COB in the second semester of your senior year, or the ever popular Quest for AI. For full diagnosis of GS must exhibit a failure to accept that "their ship has sailed". First response symptoms include creating threads with titles that include the words "Am I Too Old". Intervention should be staged immediatly to prevent the syndrome from spreading.