Ruined my life by being the only hot APO brother I couldn't nail, just because I don't have the right tools for the job.

^^^ Farted with me in the elevator and walked out

^^^^Kept bringing up the tales of PruneTacos

^^Calls herself Benzgirl, but really drives a Toyota. The recalled kind.

Served Gooey Buns & Prune Tacos at a dinner party.

^^^had my water shut off so I couldn't shower before my job interview

^^^ Put Nair in my shampoo before a big date.

Btw, LOL all the big butt and a smile stuff is KILLING me!

^^^^ Recomended that I watch the movie Beloved after reading the book. And then further ruined my life by stealing my Big butt and a smile swagger!

^ When I gave her a ride to work when her car was in the shop, she thanked me by filling my unleaded gas tank with diesel, then farting inside my car as she exited the vehicle.

^ wasnt appreciative that I at least had Gas money to go along with my Gas. And had the nerve to steal my car and my pet monkey.

^^^gave me gas at the more inopportune time.

^^^brought leggings back from the dead

^^^mooned me and I saw pimples.

^^^In the midst of me saying, "I do", he stood up and yelled, "Beetlejuice".

Fixed that for you. ;)