First I was like :confused:

Then I was like :eek:

Now I'm like :D

But... at chapter? They're drunk at chapter?

ETA: QUICK! Someone get me a man-suit. I need to join this chapter ASAP!

Drunk, whipping it out, and participating in "extreme Bro Love."
:eek:

Yeah! "General Business Meeting" is just code name for "kegger."

[I realize that I probably should have shown some separation between meetings and alcohol lol]

I don't do beer guts. If I'm to perp into this chapter for the eye candy it better be sweet.

If they're always naked it's going to be difficult to perp :p

I could be... insecure or something. Whatever that girl did in the Disney Movie Motocrossed.

hahahah ^^^

Well, a portion of initiation allows for loincloths and eye patches... if that's any help?

I could use the eye patches like pasties - this could work.

I think if you just walk in and OWN it, they'll be too stunned to object.

Sort of what popped into my head as I typed it.

Hooray! I'm sticking your bid in the mail right now.

Victory is mine!

But seriously, no beer guts.

lol no worries. My chapter's in pretty good shape. Very few beer guts. :P

agzg, if they're getting naked in chapter, you don't need to perp. all you have to do is say you're there for the ambiance and you'll be golden.

or, tell them that nationals created a new chapter position -sausageroom elimination expert (SEX). ;)

There is now penis free chatting in the chatroulette style, although I admit I have no idea which came first.

It's Omegle and you can use camera but don't have to.

I haven't tried it yet, but has anyone else?