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Well, I don't think it's because people don't get a ton of company, I think it's because the sex they crave daily is never satisfied. It's actually a sickness, and the moron who created this mechanical monster is part of the problem, because he's feeding these men, and making money doing it. I mean, it's like selling a cocaine addict more cocaine to give her/him a temporary fix for the addiction. eta: I'll bet the majority of men who will order this thing are married, so it's not the lack of company. At least I don't think it is. |
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This could be good. Think about it. You get it on the bed have your way with it and when you're done and it asks you to make it a sammich you can just push it off and roll it on under the bed. |
I'm waiting to hear of a few scenarios.
a) Man has one and a wife, wife divorces him over his relationship with the doll. b) Guy has more than one for a harem, the programming goes wonky all VAG. 7000 style and kills off the rival robot, and he sues the company for losing his companion. c) Some guy has a lady, brings his robot to a threesome, gets dumped, and ends up as internet infamy. |
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and I find it absolutely HIGH larious that you would even CONSIDER using one so if it's that much of a question, USE A CONDOM...oh...that's right you don't. Make sure you use sanitary cleaner when you're done. ...and wash your hands. ...also, make sure your kid doesn't find it. |
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I'm glad we have a platform. Can you imaging the scare that fugly face could give an unsuspecting child looking for their ball that rolled away!? LMAO. |
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Now, who's the dickhead who started the thread? |
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Since you want to be technical: "I'm just wondering, if I bought one of these mechanical chicks, I have mechanical sex with it, I spew, where does the semen go?" But, if you read for comprehension, I was looking more at the aspect that you had CONSIDERED UTILIZING one. "Use" and "buy" are 2 different things BTW. Again it's the fact that you had THOUGHT that far ahead which still strikes me as funny. Xanthus you are your own walking punchline. And you really gotta work on your insults. |
"if" is the key word, and I don't spend my nights thinking about how to insult someone on a message board.
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*tongue in cheek* They finaly invented a an interactive sexbot, and they totally missed the point. It still talks!
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