Thank you! I swear.

I love the TMZ show. They are hilarious. I've always liked Harvey Levin.

They said they guy who punched Snookie was a part of an underground boxing thing.

They showed his fight. He got punched ONCE and was knocked down.

They said "he delivers one punch and can only take one punch."

What a punk.

LOL, I'm 42 so I know from middle-aged. :)

If this guy is 29 or whatever he claims, he needs to stop what he's doing, 'cause it's killing him.

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If he is under 40, tanning and drinking can do that to you.

I always thought he looked in his 40s. That's "the situation" that he needs to address.

Is she wearing one of those "bump it" hair accessories from those TV commercials?

Thank you :) I have a friend who is a melting pot of nationalities and she'll claim whatever is on topic at the moment. St Patricks Day or drinking or red hair? "I'm Irish". Anything Italian "I'm Italian". I called her out on it one time and was like "NO. You are not Italian. You are a bunch of different nationalities so stop telling people you're Italian".

I thought a few were from Staten Island. I'm gona start calling my hair "The Situation".

Bump Its don't work. Most girls actually know how to back-comb their hair to get that perfect poof. Snookies is kinda ratty looking.

Madonna mia! What a bunch of cafone! They HAD to find the biggest fools or there's no story. Just like EVERY MTV "reality" show.

No. It's called a poof.

Funny thing is, the Guido poof is well used by Arkansas sorority girls.

We've always called it the Fayetteville poof or the Hill poof. Anyways.

Okay, 1. Bump-its work.

2. Sorority girls all over have poofs. Although not to Snookie's excess. If she wasn't a chubby midge, she'd have to worry about ceiling fans taking that off.

This show is so wrong in so many ways.

This is comedy gold, and I don't just mean the grammar and spelling.

http://www.jwoww.com/

That duck phone is straight off "Saved by the Bell College Years"

From her "about me" page...she had some amazing credentials!

"Jenni Farley aka JWoWW was twenty one yrs old when she moved from rural upstate New York, to New York City. Since Jenni was Seventeen she was interested in computer programming and spent 3 years studying it. After fulfilling her desire to be a computer programmer, Jenni realized she had a passion for fine arts and graphic design. Shortly after finishing 4 years of study at a local university she opened her own free lance graphic design business known as Jenni Farley Designs Inc. In early 2008 Jenni was appointed vice president of marketing for the well known IgnitionNation.com social networking website.

Jenni always had a thing for nightclubs, but being the impatient & easily annoyed type never wanted to wait on the lines. It was the long lines, cold winters, and fake club promoters who think they own NY that got Jenni to realize that she wasn't going to be like everyone else who had to wait or pay to get into clubs in the tri state area. After conquering the club scene on long island and much of Manhattans outlaying boroughs she realized she wanted to reach out to the rest of the country by telling her story through MTV's newest reality show "Jersey Shore"."

So well known I've never heard of it. Her outfit a couple weeks ago was a hot mess. Yellow piece of fabric masquerading as a shirt, no bra, acid washed/bleached torn jeans with a wallet on a chain. If she had been in Walmart I'd have submit her photo to www.peopleofwalmart.com

I mean who waits or pays to get into clubs in the tri state (New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania?) area when you've been on an MTV reality show? I also didn't realize that the borough of Manhattan has outlaying (outlying?) boroughs, is it dividing like cells of an accidental pregnancy? Is there some hot club on Ellis Island I'm unaware of with an immigrant theme and I need to come dressed as my ancestors did 100 years ago?

If you think JWOWW's Web site is terrible, check out Pauly D's:

http://www.mtvdjpaulyd.com

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Yes ma'am. Not a good look if you need a sign in the middle of your chest that says "Next Breast 5 Miles."

YES!

The bump-it works pretty well actually. I've never tried it, but I know some girls that use them. You can tell it's a bump it though, cause the hair looks like it cannot move at all. Hence why Snookie's is definitely not a bump-it.

I watch Jersey Shore when I'm bored at work. Before I didn't understand what people meant with the "Oh... your from Jersey" stereotype. The show is really no different than any other trashy reality show (which I watch lol) its just that everyone on there is Italian. I do wish they had one sophisticated cast member to diversify the show...