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GOOD QUESTION
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I saw FATTY GIRL video today:eek: :rolleyes: --should have been BOOTYS in SHORT SHORTS:p Were all of hhe clothing worn in that video FUBU products? KNOWLEDGE ETERNAL, that was a dayuum good question. |
Why does Nelly sing all his raps? Is he a bad rapper or a bad singer?
Why does Nelly have a cap on his bottom tooth? I wonder does he know it shows up as a rotten tooth on camera? Why does Ja Rule sound as if constipation is taking over him? Why does Brandy's hairline start so far back and she continues to brush the hair forward? Hello that's not baby hair, it's called alopecia areata. Why doesn't someone tell Jill never wear that purple lipstick with dark liner eva in life? Where is Keith Sweat? He always reminded me of a dinosaur that sings like a sheep..baaaaa :p Who gave Nate Dogg a chance? Is it me or can we all do without his singing? How does Snoop get so many acting roles? Why does Lisa Raye get acting roles? Why does Ghostface Killah wear a big ole bird on his wrist? |
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http://www.rapmusic.com/elahrairah/ghostchain.jpg One word: Why? |
Knowledge...
ROFLMAO!!
TotalElegance... I was wondering the same thing about Nelly?? :( Sometimes he sounds like someone just kicked him in the crotch... :confused: |
OH, MY...
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G-H-E-T-T-O!!:eek: :confused: :mad: :rolleyes: ALL IN THAT ORDER!! |
Why does Nelly sing all his raps? Is he a bad rapper or a bad singer?BOTH
Why does Nelly have a cap on his bottom tooth? I wonder does he know it shows up as a rotten tooth on camera? LETS ASSUME FOR HIS SAKE, HE DOESN'T KNOW... Why does Ja Rule sound as if constipation is taking over him? Maybe he has irritable bowl syndrome! Why does Brandy's hairline start so far back and she continues to brush the hair forward? Hello that's not baby hair, it's called alopecia areata. Having those braids in her hair for so long ate up her hair line! Why doesn't someone tell Jill never wear that purple lipstick with dark liner eva in life?Big lips and purple lipstick just didn't work for a sista Where is Keith Sweat? He always reminded me of a dinosaur that sings like a sheep..baaaaa :p :D Who gave Nate Dogg a chance? Is it me or can we all do without his singing?:rolleyes: How does Snoop get so many acting roles?Yea!! Why does Lisa Raye get acting roles?Yea!! Why does Ghostface Killah wear a big ole bird on his wrist? Oh, my... :rolleyes: |
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Soror Reds 6 and the You Sho is Ugly Thread
1. If "MONEY AIN'T A THANG", how come JD won't use it to go get his teeth fixed, forehead reduced -- forget it total reconstructive surgery. :p
2. I know Puffy said the More Money we have the More Problems we have but since when is going to the orthodontist a problem? :confused: 3. What crack was PUFFY puffing on (or whatever you do with crack) when he said that Faith's new CD is the BEST R&B ALBUM EVER??!!?!?! HELLO JILL SCOTT among others? 4. What was Faith's stylist thinking putting her in that I DREAM OF JEANNIE PONYTAIL -- WTH!?!?:eek: :confused: |
I just want to say that I haven't laughed so hard over a thread in a minute. I couldn't breathe, I was lmao so hard. Oh, the hilarity.
Why do we constantly complain about the beauty shop, but still go? Why don't ALL Black people keep lotion with them? You KNOW there is a chance you will be ashy at some point during the day? Why don't your people go shopping before they get on the talk show? If you KNOW you gon' be on national TV, please, have some pride about yourself. Why do people insist on being seen with ashy lips? Either KEEP lickin' 'em, or get some Carmex. Why do your people talk so much in the movies? And at the screen, no doubt? Why do we do that? Why do we love black people's commentaries at the movies, though? Why we get pissed when the one white couple in the theater says SHH!! We know they right, we just mad, cuz we wanna talk. Why do ghetto pregnant women wear jeans unzipped under the belly? Come on now... Why do people let they kids run around with snot in they nose??? :mad: You don't have a nasty nose, why Jr gotta be snotty? Why do women put rhinestones in their hair?? I think that is so uncute. But money is worse... Why do men try to holla when they are on a bike? What, you gon' give me a ride? Why are your people content with the ghetto? Don't you ever want to leave? Or fix it, or something. Why do black peeps in the suburbs want to go to the hood and sell drugs? :confused: Wasn't that the point of your parents moving OUT of the hood, so you wouldn't have to deal with it? Why are Joan's (Girlfriends) eyes so big? Has anyone ever seen her father? Diana's eyes are not that big. Why at the Wizards game the other night, when Kelly Price sang the national anthem, didn't they show her from the waist down? Did they do that on purpose??? Why are Brandy's eyes so far apart? She looks like a dinosaur. And I'm her fan, lol. Why hasn't she come out with another album? Is she JUST modeling now? Why Fabolous gotta spell his name in EVERY song, when it's spelled wrong? Why can't Whitney pull it together? Can we please get an E! True Hollywood Story, or does she have to die/recover first? But recover from what? Her spokesperson said she's stressed. So can we get the story or what? Why does Brian McKnight use JACKED UP logic for his reason for not voting? He doesn't vote b/c he will always be in the highest tax bracket, so it doesn't matter to him who's in office??? WTF? Bill Gates don't vote either, I guess, right? Man, really now, WTF? Why does 112 refuse to get back to the basics? Do another CD like your 1st one, please, just for me. Why can't groups stick to the original form? Ballads, people, just ballads. Why do people like to keep their pregnancy a secret, if they are NOT going to have an abortion? You do know that your belly's gonna grow, right? Is Jaleel White's show still on? If not, where is he at? Does Malik Yoba have a job? What about Tommy from Martin? Where he at? And hell, while we're at it, what's up with Cole? Are these brothas workin? |
Malik Yoba has been sighted
Malik Yoba (vaseline challenged brotha) has a new play out called "What's On the Hearts of Men". It'll be in DC this weekend.
Chit, I need to be front and center for that one cuz I ain't gotta clue. |
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Why does Missy Elliot wear the same type of jean outfits just in a different color? When will Michael create a new dance routine? He's been doing the same dance since "Off the Wall." Why does Ray J think he's cool? Isn't his CD on sale at Target for $6.99? Why is Ray J's real name Willie? Where the hell the Ray J come from? Why did Ludacris say his lyrics come from the heart? |
LMAO LMAO LMAO...
I was trying to think of sime, but I got into reading you all's and my stomach is hurting... BE BACK LATER LMAO |
The Hilarity of my fellow chatters
You all are way too funny for me....CT4, Knowledge Eternal, Total Elegance, and Ideal...ya'll really raised some questions that mean to be solved. What really had me in tears was the picture of the brotha with the dinner plate around his neck--in fact, I'm laughing now as I'm typing this.
Here's one mystery that I can solve. Malik Yoba owns a very popular restaurant in New York City called the Soul Cafe`. It has been in business for about five years, and is on Black New Yorks A list...so his livelihood is well sustained. In terms of his acting..I've seen advertisements regarding his feature role in some of these 5 and dime black plays that roam around the country. |
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Who was the genius that first replaced all his front teeth with gold teeth?
Why did anyone copy that person? Why does Bruce-Bruce's(Comicview Host) head move so fast? Why does that dude on 106 and Park have braids AND dreads? That like having an afro AND a flat-top. Speaking of BET. Why does it seem like all of their shows are filmed in basements? They don't have any windows? Anyone else notice Mike(Jackson) struggling to get his moves off? He is getting up there in years. I think he is the same age as my parents. Why is my boss sweating me? Doesn't she know that I have 45 more seconds before my break is over? Is my family the only one that sings the Stevie Wonder version of Happy Birthday at Birthday parties? If so, my family is off the hook. Why am I one of two people in my High School clique of 9-10 that doesn't have a kid? Am I the only one that has a problem with that? Why is my boss still sweating me? 15 more seconds. What is up with hydrolics? I may be missing the whole concept; but what is so cool about a car that jumps and leans? Am I the only one who thinks the Harlem shake is suspect? I think some dudes are using it as an excuse to get their vogue on. Why am I still on break? Why are there 3 liquor stores on my street? Why are there no schools on my street? Why am I delaying going back to work? |
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