My daughter got cut.
She was perfect. Four point oh
GPA, drill team,

Cosmetology,
Student council president,
Senior favorite.

Her back has no hump,
She has no warts on her nose,
A friendly brunette.

I don't understand
How out of twelve hundred girls
This one girl got cut!

Sororities are
Hateful! Judgemental! Snobby!


...can she COR?

LMAO these are great!!

The best thread ever
Makes me glad to only have sons.
Rainbows? Not on Greek Chat!

The is the best thread
But what will we make fun of
after recruitment?

Best recruitment tale:
A legacy Chuck is not.
He is a legend.

I've been in a week
Why am I not BFFs
With every sister???

Not Greek, but I know all
Out of State? You have no chance
Rush is like sausage

Oscar Mayer was
Greek. He went Kappa Sigma,
Founded- Bologna.

NPHC groups
will not discuss their intake
so you shouldn't ask.

All NPC groups
have secret pledge selection,
so you shouldn't ask.

But there are many
questions you can ask
and answers you get.

Shopping for A I
is not what it was meant for,
it is an honour.

I am a newbie
I swear I read all the threads
Please be nice to me

Honest opinions
Ew, why are you all so rude?
Never coming back

greetings fellow greeks
i am looking for advice
anyone can give

i am man i live
drymos now wanting move to
thessaloniki

is many work there?
i come from poor family
wanting to be rich

Here is my story
It is brutally honest
Why are you so rude

These are opinions
I am entitled to them
Ew you are all mean

What do you mean it's
Rude to ask a PNM
Where she goes to school?

I laugh my ass off
Every time I read this thread
You folks are funny

What is wrong with swats?
I beat pledges but it is
what they did to me.

I like mixers but
at the first sign of vomit
I am out the door.

Only south rush counts.
Hey, all of you northern greeks,
You just aren't as cool. (;))

Sockpuppets are great.
I love me some Pope, Sheetcake;
Troll Buster scares me.