That even 10 minutes can be a miracle.

My jewish coworkers told me the story of Hanukkah.

Coworker: "well, the jews were getting picked on, as usual..."
Boss: "...by the way, every piece of jewish history starts this way..."
Me: bwhahahaha

So yes. A night's worth of oil lasted for 8.

I learned that dogs understand and respond better to german than english

cool