that wears uggs with a sundress (and we thought the mini skirt was bad)

that boasts about being so drunk that she doesn't know where she woke up this morning or how she got there.

~who knew you through her sister and now thinks you should be her BBF

~Same girl who keeps bothering you and borderline stalking you after you stop having contact with you!

and then not understand why you may be meeting with Standards?

LOL!

- Who thinks that you're supposed to wear white bras under white shirts so they don't show. No, I can see them quite well, thank you! I used to work at Victoria's Secret, and I was just amazed and how many times a customer asked me to find the bra in white, "so it wouldn't show through". But I always set them straight :)

- Who talks on the phone while working out. If you're able to have a leisurely conversation while on a machine, you're not working hard enough. And you look like a bimbo.

Don't be that Grown *ss Woman

--who still shops in the junior section when you are pushing 40. I don't care how petite you are, have your clothes tailored. Evolve your look.

--who runs after a dude begging for scraps. That's b****-like.

Visit Oklahoma.

With the way the junior sections have gotten, I would almost amend this to "pushing 30." Much of the clothing there looks targeted to junior high girls nowadays.

Lots of women are loath to get out of the junior section simply because it's a lot cheaper. If it's a tailored sweater or pair of pants, you can get away with it. If it's babydoll tops, shorts that barely cover your butt or t-shirts that say "sexy candy" or something of the like - leave it on the rack for your 15 year old niece.

I say, don't be that girl who buys t-shirts that say "sexy candy" for her 15 year old niece. Better yet, don't be that girl who ever buys t-shirts that say "sexy candy." ;)

I agree. The offense is all the more egregious when the woman is pushing 40 though. lol.

I am so mad that I saw that today...

Just add on:

And you just smelled like you came from that club last night to work this morning

Don't be that girl...

...that wears her sorority letters on a thong, hooks up (frequently) while wearing said thong, and then gets upset when she is known around certain fraternity brothers as "xyz thong girl".

Yes, it did happen.

Settles for something mediocre. Don't be that guy either.

Don't be that girl who thinks marrying her high school sweetheart is the most important thing she has done with her life.

Don't be that girl who thinks having a husband is an automatic license to lose her self.

Don't be that girl who thinks having a bunch of fatherless kids and being on welfare is a viable career choice.