- at the bar while watching the NFL Draft, not only gets his facts wrong, got mad because he was constantly corrected, but spills the beer...


...Over everyone



- who gets so pissy drunk, that he falls off of his bike...

...while parked.

--talks about the exes to the new chick like that raises his stock.

Do be that girl who tells that guy you have got better things to do. :cool:

--who names your bar trivia team after a bible verse. It's cool that you have your religion, but it's pretty uncomfortable for everyone when the MC has to announce that Genesis 16:12 was beaten by the Fighting Pencil-Cocks. (my table was the only one laughing. well and the guys beside us)

^^Lol.

Don't be that guy who tries to holler via text message. If you are interested and grown, I'm going to need you to pick up the phone. (I am a poet. :) )

ETA: Don't be that guy who sneaks into your ex-girlfriend's house while she is hanging out with another guy. (Happened to someone I know.) :rolleyes:

Don't be that guy who has the utter nerve to tell you that you are "cute but not really pretty" when he is definitely not winning any prizes for looks. :rolleyes:

Don't be that guy who talks about what he wants in a woman but dates/has kids with/marries the exact opposite. :rolleyes:

^^ That last one is everyone to a point.

Don't be that guy who says "don't be that guy" in a really annoying sarcastic nineties voice.

Don't be that guy who makes that other guy say that by doing something stupid in the first place.