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nikki1920

03-13-2009 01:52 PM

"But I can't be pregnant!! We had sex standing up!"

MysticCat

03-13-2009 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaggedyAnn (Post 1790061)

See if you can follow this connection-My best friend's daughter's half sister's mother

Would that be the same as your best friend's step-daughter's mother? ;)

RaggedyAnn

03-13-2009 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MysticCat (Post 1790090)

Would that be the same as your best friend's step-daughter's mother? ;)

Actually, my best friend had a daughter with her ex-husband. Her ex had a daughter with his second wife-so she has no real connection to the girl. Her daughter, however, is the girl's half-sister.

Basically, her daughter was complaining about what an idiot she thought her step-mother was and my friend agreed and decided to share with me. We both had a :confused: over that story.

aephi alum

03-13-2009 03:49 PM

I was on the 4 train, somewhere between Wall Street and Grand Central, when I heard the following:

Announcement: This is a Bronx-bound 4 express train. The next stop is <whatever the next stop was>.
Bimbo tourist (to her bimbo tourist friend): This is an express? So that means... it doesn't make all the stops?

LucyKKG

03-13-2009 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForeverRoses (Post 1790006)

Teacher: I know the weather is nice outside and this is mundane, but we just need to get through it.

Studen (senior in high school, in Nat. Honor Society): But today isn't mundane, it's Wednesday!

Hahahahah I almost LOLed in the computer lab at this one. That's hilarious.

epchick

03-13-2009 05:01 PM

A conversation my cousin and I had about Gladys Knight and the Pips:

mom: who sings this song?
me: Gladys Knight
cousin: It isn't Gladys, it's (emphasising) GLAAAADVVIS.
me: no it's not, it's GLADYS Knight and the PITS (think armpits)

My mom ended up rolling on the floor laughing

christiangirl

03-14-2009 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by DoctorD (Post 1789933)

This reminds me of something my biology teacher in HS said:

"What do you call people who use the rhythm method of birth control?"

"Parents"

This reminds me of a cute one:

Me: "What is 1+4?"

3yo boy: "Math." :D

ASUADPi

03-14-2009 07:45 PM

My first job was at McDonalds. One of my coworkers shouted to the kitchen "where is my cheeseburger without cheese". The worker back there was like "Mindy it's called a hamburger".

LttleMsPrEp

03-14-2009 08:09 PM

having a conversation with a friend that just got out of a relationship:

me: you can't make someone love you
friend: yah i know i've seen Bruce Almighty

Thetagirl218

03-14-2009 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starang21 (Post 1790072)

so apparently are most of the households in america.

isn't that like the mean or median household income in this country?

Yep...I think the median income is around 44,000.....

Disclaimer: I teach private school, so I tend to get a few more of these comments than I did when I taught public school.

Zephyrus

03-15-2009 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by nikki1920 (Post 1790080)

"But I can't be pregnant!! We had sex standing up!"

Hahahaha

blessed_1

03-16-2009 12:44 AM

I'm over here rolling at these saying...with that said, I'll add one that made me say "I can't believe what I just said"

1: (picks up cake mix) Can a person use cake mix to make cupcakes
2 (me): Yeah
1: are you sure? how do you know
2: yes (and I say with the most confidence) cupcake (putting emphesis on the cake)

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