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piphiangel314 03-11-2009 08:22 PM

This one just in...

Jane Doe u had made da bad decision when u asked me da question and now look where we r down n da middle of da damn so im single so hey guys im here again

...
Wow my head hurts now.

indygphib 03-11-2009 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by piphiangel314 (Post 1789341)
This one just in...

Jane Doe u had made da bad decision when u asked me da question and now look where we r down n da middle of da damn so im single so hey guys im here again

...
Wow my head hurts now.

De doo doo doo...de da da da...</The Police>

DSTRen13 03-11-2009 08:56 PM

Some of the weirder ones lately ...

"BlankName is stinky, fat, and ugly. Hopefully this changes soon."

"BlankName is bald!!!! happy birfdae 2 me. and gues who talkin bout it's cute?"

"BlankName we need to fight to make it good. love you." (This was the beginning of a series ending with the final breakup status message.)

"BlankName is the very unfortunate dinosaur situation." (What does that mean???)

LucyKKG 03-11-2009 09:09 PM

OH! I just remembered one girl I know is always writing about pooping and diahrrea. (sp?) I guess it's some HILARIOUS inside joke...

WCsweet<3 03-11-2009 09:20 PM

________ ur not worth my tears anymore. I hope tonight makes u feel better, cuz I'M HALF BAKED baby

Kappamd 03-11-2009 09:28 PM

________WIT THE STRESS OF ALL OF THESE FN EXAMS&STUDYING MY LIFE AWAY SOME ASS WOULD B AWESOME RIGHT ABOUT NOW...2 BAD I'M CELABATE NOW AH-LOL FML!


Classy

Senusret I 03-11-2009 09:30 PM

But on the real, some ass would be awesome right about now.

knight_shadow 03-11-2009 09:35 PM

^^^ Exactly why you're the facebook whore. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

WCsweet<3 03-11-2009 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AOEforme (Post 1789378)
____________ THinKS yOuSe a STaNk AsS hO. FUcK yOu BiTCh. WElL sEe wHoSe lAuHinG WhEn HE CuMs iN Yo FaCE.

Classy, correct grammar and spelling, proper capitalization, and discreet.

Ow! I think this might win.

WinniBug 03-11-2009 09:41 PM

Here's one I thought was cute...

______ is brought to you by the letter pi.

KSUViolet06 03-11-2009 09:45 PM

Facebook Friend: is going to get drunk tonight because she can't forget about u. Love u and hate u all at the same time. F*ck.

I am convinced that the status has replaced the AIM away message as the new medium for attention seeking and posting TMI.


Senusret I 03-11-2009 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AOEforme (Post 1789378)
____________ THinKS yOuSe a STaNk AsS hO. FUcK yOu BiTCh. WElL sEe wHoSe lAuHinG WhEn HE CuMs iN Yo FaCE.

Classy, correct grammar and spelling, proper capitalization, and discreet.

Oh. My.

Quote:

Originally Posted by knight_shadow (Post 1789377)
^^^ Exactly why you're the facebook whore. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

I know. :(

Gusteau 03-11-2009 09:59 PM

Not nearly as heinous as any of these but I need someone to commiserate with:

Some Idiot is reevaluating his waist size.

Seriously? Give me a break

Dad's Cousin who randomly has a Facebook is waiting for Tim to come home.

Oh good, because I was just sitting here wondering what my random relative through marriage was doing at this exact instant. Why do people feel the need to document and publish every moment of their lives?

Smile_Awhile 03-11-2009 11:21 PM

My middle school friend is realizing how much i love being from the south :) in tennessee//headed to georgia[loving my girls!] rEaDy FoR fRiDaY,,fiNaLLy GoiNg HoMe! yaye textme.

The sad part is, she was actually intelligent then. And didn't bother with random capitalization... And she updates it like this at least once a day.

ETA: Oh, I forgot. Much overuse/misuse of capitalization.

ETA2: And then I started searching for more craptastic ones...

MizZ ♥ iS NEED F0R S0ME ADViCE FB00K! i MESSED UP i REALLi L0VE THiS PERS0N THE ARE HURT WHAT D0 i D0 T0 MAKE UP! iM REALLY S0RRY.

What I hate more than that though: those people who don't use their first name as their name on Facebook.

My favorites:
MizZ PrinceZz Firstname Lastname
Firstname SymplieBewtifuhl Lastname

lovespink88 03-11-2009 11:38 PM

I'm sure I'll be sharing a lot of this girls statuses...

Random highschool classmate's little sister is Me&Brittney=P.I.T.S. omgg tooo funnnyy:) haha; i love it; I love you Nicole ♥ Out laterr;text me;Real World tonightt!! I wanna go awayyy for SB FML!♥


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