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At a recent rally, McCain pretended he was going to kiss my baby. Instead, he burst the ballons she was holding. After which he giggled till he dang near choked. What a meanie!!!!
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Obama kicked my dog when we were out on a walk the other day.
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Sarah Palin was fishing for barracudas at the small strip of beach in my county.
Joe Biden was performing "Who are you" on karaoke at the local Hard Rock Hotel. |
Obama stole my Pink Floyd's LP collection
McCain told me to eat the mushroom. |
I saw Sarah Palin spend $150,000 at the same Goodwill store my aunt has gone to for years.
I was Michelle Obama's plastic surgeon |
John McCain knocked up my sister and then pushed her down a flight of stairs.
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McCain TPd my car.
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Barack Obama stole my lunch money and gave it to someone else! He redistributed my wealth! :mad:
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Cynthia McKinney didn't bless me when I sneezed.
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McCain had automated calls sent to all of the black people to tell them that the election is cancelled.
Obama took my paycheck and forced me to give it to the homeless man on the corner. |
Bob Barr put rat poison in my coffee maker.
Ralph Nader broke several light bulbs in my bathroom and left the glass on the floor for me to cut my feet on. John McCain wouldn't give us our football back when it went in his yard. Barack Obama cut me off in traffic, because he believes in drastic lane changes for the U.S. |
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