Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues just shoot me now please.

If this is torture, man, chain me to the wall!!!

We owe you Wormers. And we always pay our debts.

You can't really dust for vomit.

RUTH! RUTH! B A B Y R U T H!!

I'll buy that for a dollar

she's a psycho hose beast

yeah i have a question...does barry manalow know you raded his wardrobe?

The horror, the horror!

I'm telling you this guy is protected from up on high by the Prince of Darkness.

Don't just stand there clasping your hands in pain... How about a round of applause for The Waco Kid?

Would you like to buy a monkey?

Lions and tigers and bears oh my.

I've got a 45 and a shovel, I doubt anyone would miss you.

That's no gun, that's your finger!