And the chest bump.. lol..

Dear Tony B:
Let her buy the $7.95 lip gloss next time. When it dries out on day three, the lesson will stick better. Tell her to go to WetnWild at CVS. That's where my first makeup purchases were.

Thats just wrong on so many levels. WetnWild? CVS? Just wrong!

Sorry, that should be "get WetnWild products at CVS".

:rolleyes:

Dear Boss,

How about you just do EXACTLY what I say and we'll all look good.

Regards,
Senusret

Hey White Co-Workers especially White Female Co-Workers,

Don't come around me talking about the economy and how it is a shame that banks are failing and your friends are losing their jobs and homes.

Don't get all excited when I agree with you that the economy sucks and that the CEOs are walking away with golden parachutes.

But most of all, don't get quiet and indignant when I tell you to vote your pocketbook. You know damn well what I mean by that, so stop complaining about the economy and pretending that a gun toting, cheating, non-job description knowing, war mongering, drunk Bush Twins times 5 having, strange baby name giving, watching Russia from home, moose eating grandma is doing to do right by you along with the white haired guy.

Get Real and Vote Right.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

*standing ovation*

Dayum Right!

*joins I.A.S.K. in ovation*

The doors of the church are now open.

Dear neighbor:

I have been at work since yesterday evening. Now that I'm home, I would like to politely inform you that I don't care if it's Sunday morning, YOU WILL NOT sing while I'm trying to nap. Save it until I wake up for church and I promise Jesus will love you still.

Silence in the name of Jesus,
CG

Dear Jerkface,

You need to realize that all of us are volunteers. If you don't stop talking to us like we're your children, or like you sign our paychecks, then you will find yourself by yourself SOON.

Say it.

Dear Dish Network,
The time to try to woo me back was, oh, maybe before yall's ultra-sensitive satellite signal began to consistently go out in regular rain drizzles, never mind severe weather (which would be understandable). And the time to try to woo me back was surely not after I'd been transferred between phone reps numbers 4 and 5 :rolleyes: MaryJane, I'm sure you're a nice woman and all, but by the time you got on the line (rep #5), there wasn't really anything for us to talk about. Peace.

Dear Randy Moss,
Will you do something, anything, please?!? My fantasy football team is getting kilt, due in part to your rumor-like performances lately....as in it was a rumor that you were actually in the stadium, let alone scoring points on the field.

Dear Verizon:
WTF are these charges on my bill? EYE did not authorize them to be put on to my phone? This is why I am considering Vonage. Please see that the situation is rectified ASAP.

Angry customer

Dear Friend,

Now what?

NP